OT: jnk.. is a meance to society!

Chris8243 wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:36 am

I don't know if I can believe the boy kicking. Could be a cover-up. Or a code word to summon the ringleader.

Let's be honest. We don't know if he has feet. Or legs. Or hooves. He is not producing any evidence that he is little more than a blurry man in an ill-fitting blue jacket with a small guitar.

Has anyone considered that this might be a normal guitar.....

And a very large blurry man.........

A baritone uke, and a privacy filter.

katestyles wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 12:03 pm

. . . And a very large blurry man.........

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Well, there have been a few times when I've been accused of trying to be larger than life:


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Or to misquote They Might Be Giants: I'm actual size, but I seem much larger to some: https://youtu.be/4OQ0RvMLVUM

Do you ever wear pants when you play?

katestyles wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 12:03 pm

Chris8243 wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:36 am

I don't know if I can believe the boy kicking. Could be a cover-up. Or a code word to summon the ringleader.

Let's be honest. We don't know if he has feet. Or legs. Or hooves. He is not producing any evidence that he is little more than a blurry man in an ill-fitting blue jacket with a small guitar.

Has anyone considered that this might be a normal guitar.....

And a very large blurry man.........

Maybe he's blurry because he's not from this dimension?

Dog Slobber wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:36 pm

Do you ever wear pants when you play?

Are you insinuating that he's like network newscasters?

Dog Slobber wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:36 pm

Do you ever wear pants when you play?

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When venue-appropriate, yes:

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My bass player once told me that when I play that travel Martin mini guitar, it looks like I'm playing my tie tack.

jnk... wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:49 pm

Do you ever wear pants when you play?

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When venue-appropriate, yes.

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Obvious photoshop.
We are going to need documentation.
You thought you could fool the pros on here?

JPB

jimbud wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:55 pm

Obvious photoshop.

Could be. But if so, I really shoulda put some skinny good-looking guy in there in my place.

Maybe I could get Rob Thomas to play me.

Speaking of which, I personally consider this video of him one of the best ever made for the positive-message song "Someday": https://youtu.be/H6pODq8_FxE

jnk... wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:49 pm

Dog Slobber wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:36 pm

Do you ever wear pants when you play?

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When venue-appropriate, yes:

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Screenshot_20190422-154315_Snapseed-01.jpeg

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My bass player once told me that when I play that travel Martin mini guitar, it looks like I'm playing my tie tack.

Feet!! He COULD be a boy kicker.

Chris8243 wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:28 pm

Feet!! He COULD be a boy kicker.

You don't know what those shoes are hiding...

Have a look at those shoes.
If I am not mistaken those are Chinese knock off Buster Browns.


Are you Chinese jnk.
I have noticed you being a little bit too inscrutable lately and we all know how inscrutable the Chinese (just the ones from China) are.

JPB

jimbud wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:41 pm

Are you Chinese jnk.

My wife is Chinese-Jamaican. So, yeah, sorta.

jnk... wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:47 pm

jimbud wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:41 pm

Are you Chinese jnk.

My wife is Chinese-Jamaican. So, yeah, sorta.

You know this is all in fun.
A new fact to file.

So you are telling me your wife is not from China.
You did not really answer the question.


I will stop anytime you say.

JPB

jimbud wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:55 pm

I will stop anytime you say.

Stop? Heck no! We still have at least two pages and 25 posts to go if we have any chance of impending eclipse of that other thread.

I mean, you think there's any chance of me getting tired of hearing about or talking about ME?

It's an interesting object lesson of sorts that it gets harder even to play-attack as I post more pics and give more info about myself, though, right? Even when I'm completely in on the joke and am actively encouraging it.

Not that I'm into those kinds of object lessons or anything.

I do wonder how many newbies are totally confused by the click-bait of it all!