So-Clean Sterilizer

jnk... wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:42 pm

Grace~~~ wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:03 pm

. . . ritual sterilization.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal in all states unless you are a doctor/vet.

That depends on *what* you're sterilizing... or maybe you should just add "farmer/rancher" to the list

Oh yeah. I forgot all about the rancher rituals.

Can I put my morning coffee cup in the SoClean unit while it's doing my mask so I don't have to wash it either?

If there's room, maybe my cereal bowl too.

Dog Slobber wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:12 pm

Can I put my morning coffee cup in the SoClean unit while it's doing my mask so I don't have to wash it either?

If there's room, maybe my cereal bowl too.

Don't forget the spoon.

I have stopped taking showers and have replaced them with a daily splash of ozone. It's quicker, and people on the train now give me plenty of space.

I again would like to apologize for my earlier regrettable reticence recalling rancher rituals.

jnk... wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:21 pm

I have stopped taking showers and have replaced them with a daily splash of ozone. It's quicker, and people on the train now give me plenty of space.

I again would like to apologize for my earlier regrettable reticence recalling rancher rituals.

how long did it take you to come up with that alliteration?

not judging, praising.

jnk... wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:21 pm

I have stopped taking showers and have replaced them with a daily splash of ozone. It's quicker, and people on the train now give me plenty of space.

Is it that whiff of Eau de Smog that you give off after your ozone splash that gets you extra room?

zonker wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:15 pm

how long did it take you to come up with that alliteration?

My brain supplies me with constant instantaneous nonsense whether I want it to or not. CPAP has yet to fix that for me, so I continue to inflict unsuspecting nearby victims whenever I think I can get away with it. Kinda like SoClean commercials.

jnk... wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 05, 2019 3:21 am

zonker wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:15 pm

how long did it take you to come up with that alliteration?

My brain supplies me with constant instantaneous nonsense whether I want it to or not. CPAP has yet to fix that for me, so I continue to inflict unsuspecting nearby victims whenever I think I can get away with it. Kinda like SoClean commercials.

We appreciate the fact that only an infinitesimal amount makes it through the filter and into the forum here.

jnk... wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 05, 2019 3:21 am

zonker wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:15 pm

how long did it take you to come up with that alliteration?

My brain supplies me with constant instantaneous nonsense whether I want it to or not. CPAP has yet to fix that for me, so I continue to inflict unsuspecting nearby victims whenever I think I can get away with it. Kinda like SoClean commercials.

jnk... wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 05, 2019 3:21 am

zonker wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:15 pm

how long did it take you to come up with that alliteration?

My brain supplies me with constant instantaneous nonsense whether I want it to or not. CPAP has yet to fix that for me, so I continue to inflict unsuspecting nearby victims whenever I think I can get away with it. Kinda like SoClean commercials.

What a brain, JNK!

I hope you are donating to sperm banks (or at least donating) ... this is the kind of genetics we need in the world!

(NOTE: Not looking for a donation for myself. I'm a Broker not a Breeder.)

It's nice to know that even if it would be inappropriate i'm not the only one who wants to stand up in public and denounce the "So-Clean" commercials as unadulterated scaremongering crap.

I was at a restaurant were they had big TV's all over the place and on 3 of them the So-Clean commercial kept popping up, different channels but they must have paid for the advertising on all of them so it was like being tag teamed, more then 10 times during our dinner I honestly lost count. At one point one of the servers helping us must have noticed the odd number of adverts and asked us in passing what the heck the thing they were selling on TV was. I kind of lost it and gave them a no-nonsense explanation, I was quite nice to the server... not so nice to so-clean. I couldn't help it, by that point if I saw another commercial with out saying anything I was going to start chucking steak fries or my drink at the TVs and that would have gotten me tossed out. When the server asked me, it was like taking the regulator off a pressure cooker. I felt better afterwords knowing at least one more person in the world wasn't going to be running to so-clean with their wallet open.

What a load of garbage.

Rest well,

Gryphon

Gryphon wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:54 pm

It's nice to know that even if it would be inappropriate i'm not the only one who wants to stand up in public and denounce the "So-Clean" commercials as unadulterated scaremongering crap.

I don't think denouncing unadulterated scaremongering crap should be inappropriate, ever.

POOF! You're neutered?

palerider wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 05, 2019 5:52 pm

Gryphon wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:54 pm

It's nice to know that even if it would be inappropriate i'm not the only one who wants to stand up in public and denounce the "So-Clean" commercials as unadulterated scaremongering crap.

I don't think denouncing unadulterated scaremongering crap should be inappropriate, ever.

Well I was more thinking if I were for example to clime up on top of the bar in the restaurant and "Excuse me! May I have your attention please?! I'd like to talk to you all about the following abnoxtios commercials we've been subjected to for the last hour or so..."

I might need to rethink my approach but ya... I get genuinely pissed when I see a so-clean commercial come on and use some of the oddly worded terms that I know uneducated cpap users will hear and start freaking out thinking they have to buy the product to save them selvs from some over dramatized boggy man. Just makes me sick.