Things non-apnea people say.

RicaLynn · Post by **RicaLynn** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:37 am

Mr Bill wrote:"Its Life Jim, but not as we know it."

Amen Mr Bill (and thanks for the earworm, now I'm Star Trekkin across the universe...)

RicaLynn · Post by **RicaLynn** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:41 am

kaiasgram wrote:"I used cpap for two years but I don't use it anymore. My son said that using the cpap probably retrained my breathing so that I didn't need it anymore."
{Her son is a doctor }

can you at least tell me which state this quack practices in???

sleepstar · Post by **sleepstar** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:45 am

Day_Dreamer · Post by **Day_Dreamer** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 11:02 am

After sharing my issues with my boss and showing him pages of research and sleep tests he replies "you know what I do when I am having problems sleeping, I take a teaspoon of Nyquil" As if he were sharing a secret that would solve all of my issues

TheBadger · Post by **TheBadger** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 11:59 am

Starlette wrote:You slept all night. (that confused look)
I can't understand why you need to nap!
--Hubbs

My EX used to say this, lol!

Noctuary · Post by **Noctuary** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:26 pm

I apologize for my bleak post. Just woke up again feeling bad.

cnaumann · Post by **cnaumann** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:43 pm

"Apnea is just a scam for the doctors. What did people do before they had CPAP machines? "

Tracheostomy apperantly.
http://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/sl ... leep-apnea

Sir NoddinOff · Post by **Sir NoddinOff** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:51 pm

Sleep apnea is all in your head.

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:11 pm

Sir NoddinOff wrote:Sleep apnea is all in your head.

well, that *is* pretty much true

kaiasgram · Post by **kaiasgram** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:07 pm

RicaLynn wrote:
kaiasgram wrote:"I used cpap for two years but I don't use it anymore. My son said that using the cpap probably retrained my breathing so that I didn't need it anymore."
{Her son is a doctor }
can you at least tell me which state this quack practices in???

lol, my suspicion is that the son said something but probably not what this woman "heard." She's sure she no longer has sleep apnea and she's sure her son agrees.

chunkyfrog · Post by **chunkyfrog** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:20 pm

Ahhh, selective/creative hearing.
Just another tributary of De-Nile.

cathyf · Post by **cathyf** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:43 pm

Mother-in-law*: "That's just the stupidest thing. Those idiots tried to make your [late] father-in-law put the stupid thing on in the hospital after he had his [septuple] bypass. He ripped it off and threw it in the corner."

Husband: (pompously) "I'm not convinced."

(*Note that I have not mentioned my cpap to my mother-in-law.)

Noctuary · Post by **Noctuary** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 5:12 pm

"I think you're just getting old."

mossytreesprite · Post by **mossytreesprite** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:23 pm

This one is from a couple of days ago:

"Can't you just drink some calming tea before bed?"

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:43 pm

mossytreesprite wrote:This one is from a couple of days ago:

"Can't you just drink some calming tea before bed?"

response: "I should do that now, to reduce the sudden urge I have to strangle you to death"

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