What's the difference between a straight PAP and a gay PAP

meister · Post by **meister** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:45 pm

See Liam's answer to this one ...

Mikesus · Post by **Mikesus** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:05 pm

Oh no, here we go, next we will be discussing whether or not gay pap's should have the same rights as straight pap's

Mike who still can't tell the gender of a Cpap.... But hopes his is female.

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:10 pm

Liam and Wader better not see this topic.

Things could get ugly.

Let sleeping dogs lie. or, er, ....whatever.

Linda

chrisp · Post by **chrisp** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:59 pm

On the Flintstones cartoon show they said " well have a gay ol time" in the song . Could that have bee some type of "conditioning"

Yabba Dabba Doo.

Chris

HappyHoser · Post by **HappyHoser** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:47 pm

Rule #1 - Never ask a fellow cpaper the length of their hose.

Liam1965 · Post by **Liam1965** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:28 pm

HappyHoser wrote:Rule #1 - Never ask a fellow cpaper the length of their hose.

I've been trying to avoid this thread, because TRYING to make a gay-themed joke seems wrong somehow. If one OCCURS to me, great. But I don't generally set out to make fun of anyone.

However, this quoted line reminds me just how often I have to hold my tongue. There is just so much crude comedic possibility in a treatment which involves a machine with a long hose blowing you all night long.

Whew. Got that out of my system. (Yeah, right, like now I'll magically stop making "hose" and other crude references.)

Liam, who is so glad he's got a much longer hose than he used to.

Luva Duck · Post by **Luva Duck** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:14 am

A straight PAP is used by those with sleep apnea to assist breathing whilst asleep. The air is blown through tubing to an interface. This air pressure is used to expand the airway preventing collapse. Only one pap is required. The interface is worn on your face.

A Gay PAP is used whilst awake . Two are required. Breathing is obstructed at the interface. The more pressure exerted by the gaypap the more obstructed breathing becomes until the tubing can no longer withstand the pressure . The tubing then collapses and breathing is restored . The gaypap then exchange tubing and the process is repeated . Gaypaps are easily identified because they are always in your face.

quack

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:38 am

Sounds like a smear pap to me.

MLKing · Post by **MLKing** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:33 am

a straight-pap has a male plug, which must be inserted into the female receptacle for it to "turn on."

a gay pap must first have it's male plug inserted into an adapter, which is then inserted into the female receptacle, for it to "turn on."

a bi-pap is the adapter!

What's the difference between a straight PAP and a gay PAP

What's the difference between a straight PAP and a gay PAP

wader and Liam

It's quite obvious....

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