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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by StuUnderPressure » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:25 pm

mollete wrote: Perhaps it would be more helpful to install a roll of Bounty on the wall.
In most public restrooms they use such cheap TP that I do bring in paper towels into the stall.

But, they don't flush very well at all & can cause a MAJOR blockage.

Public restroom attendants don't like me at all!

Fortunately, I avoid public restrooms as much as possible for that reason alone. Urinal use is acceptable.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by Wulfman... » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:02 pm

ems wrote:Can't believe the "govmint" hasn't been mentioned even one time.

I roll from the top - Charmin and sometimes Northern. When my kids put on a roll, it's usually from the bottom. When my granddaughter puts on a roll, it usually ends up on the bathroom floor.

Bad upbringing.

If you like your toilet paper, you can keep it. (or flush it......or whatever)

Couldn't resist.


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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by Stormynights » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:13 pm

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by Stormynights » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:14 pm

Stormynights wrote:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Nobody knows. It has never been done.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by khauser » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:26 pm

Stormynights wrote:
Stormynights wrote:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Nobody knows. It has never been done.
Ha. I live with THREE women (no, its not a harem ... two are my daughters and the third is a friend of theirs).

I am the ONLY person to change TP. Sometimes I will find a new role placed on top of the old tube, so apparently the hard part for them is choosing which way it comes off!

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by StuUnderPressure » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:30 pm

Stormynights wrote:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Only 1 (to call the wife).

I AM just kidding !

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by Stormynights » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:38 pm

Actually my husband will change the roll too. Now if he could just learn how to clean the stool on occasions. I think he believes it is self cleaning.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by idamtnboy » Wed Oct 30, 2013 3:21 pm

Stormynights wrote:Actually my husband will change the roll too. Now if he could just learn how to clean the stool on occasions. I think he believes it is self cleaning.
Maybe you saw my comment awhile back in another topic. As we men get older we become less fire nozzle and more garden sprayer! I think I use more TP cleaning up #1 than I do #2!

Are we in our second childhood? One could think so after reading all this bathroom humor!

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by ems » Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:09 pm

StuUnderPressure wrote:
Stormynights wrote:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Only 1 (to call the wife).

I AM just kidding !
Nope... I don't think you are kidding!
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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by Stormynights » Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:55 pm

We better straighten up before Dori catches us.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by ems » Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:23 pm

Stormynights wrote:We better straighten up before Dori catches us.
Yeah... this time she'll know for sure we've been drinking.
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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by DoriC » Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:41 pm

OK, you asked for it...Kevin, you're in time out and take all your friends with you!!

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by ems » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:06 pm

DoriC wrote:OK, you asked for it...Kevin, you're in time out and take all your friends with you!!

Kevin... you are in big trouble now! I hope you're a fast runner cause she is gonna get ya


Hey... Northern TP is on sale at Target. Come to think about it... TP would make a lovely holiday gift. Everyone uses it.

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by 2 B Sleeping Soundly » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:18 pm

Well, with all of these TP users drinking and driving their keyboards around this forum thread , I think Dori is going to have to call and elicit help from Sheriff to round all of them up. Be careful Sheriff, I hear some of them varmints are using black-market generic one-ply TP

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Re: OT - Best Toilet Paper

Post by Stormynights » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:19 pm

Kevin do NOT toilet paper Dori's House either.

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