Two patients limp into two different American Medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The second sees the family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
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The first is a Golden Retriever.
The second is an average American on a prepaid "health insurance" plan.
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(This story is making the rounds, it was bound to show up here sooner or later).
-Ric
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difference
Why the difference?
If a husband /wife took either of the patients in, the answer is simple.
One is mans best friend, the other their worst enemy.
You gotta decide what the BITC@ is worth
The Ann Coulter comes out in moi sometimes
Oh, those ethical dilemas
If a husband /wife took either of the patients in, the answer is simple.
One is mans best friend, the other their worst enemy.
You gotta decide what the BITC@ is worth
The Ann Coulter comes out in moi sometimes
Oh, those ethical dilemas