xPAP and Men

[the_nap_ster]

I am going to try to say this as delicately as I can.

Even though Mr. Napster and I are newlyweds, we have been together for many years. And the Mr. is young and healthy. There have never been any problems with the physical expressions of intimacy (if you know what I mean). Things were, in fact, great.

But recently, things have changed. A lot. Making those expressions of intimacy, ahem, even better. The only thing that's changed is that the Mr. has now been on XPAP therapy for about six months, and the effect on his biology is rather... staggering.

So, to the men who use their XPAPs religiously, even during the rough times: your romantic partners thank you. Because my goodness, there are some fringe benefits.

[MaxDarkside]

Love it !

APAP = A Partner's Amorous Perfection

[lazer]

....So, to the men who use their XPAPs religiously, even during the rough times: your romantic partners thank you. Because my goodness, there are some fringe benefits.

Yea, My hand is rather pleased with me...

[Pugsy]

Yea, My hand is rather pleased with me...

OMG...I am glad I didn't have a mouthful of water when I read this.
Too funny.

I am still waiting for the female equivalent. It's not fair that you guys get to have all the fun. Wake up with Mr Woody and all that.
Where are the drug companies when we need them? You know the little blue pill was developed by men for men (baldness remember) ...we women have been totally left in the dust.

[Sir NoddinOff]

My wife wasn't initially turned on by the XPAP machine and its noise, the tubes of Lansinol, the hoses hanging out to dry or the nasal pillows soaking in a soapy bowl... but now she sez the thirty minutes we spend alone behind closed doors makes it all worthwhile. Draw what conclusion you will - and I'm certain you will!

[SleepingUgly]

Napster, you are too funny!

[Bons]

Yea, My hand is rather pleased with me...

OMG...I am glad I didn't have a mouthful of water when I read this.
Too funny.

I am still waiting for the female equivalent. It's not fair that you guys get to have all the fun. Wake up with Mr Woody and all that.
Where are the drug companies when we need them? You know the little blue pill was developed by men for men (baldness remember) ...we women have been totally left in the dust.

Viagra and baldness? It was developed for treating problems with vascular dialation. I had a ten year old from one of my churches taking it - his insurance company went bonkers when they first got the bill!

[Pugsy]

Viagra and baldness?

Yeah, the vascular dilation may have been an attempt to increase blood flow to the scalp to help with baldness. I think they were trying everything for baldness. Once Mr Woody showed up the game plan changed. They knew they had a gold mine then.
At least this was what the doctor that I worked with told me when Viagra was first marketed for ED.
He told me that us women could either blame or praise the bald headed men in the study for paving the way.

[kaiasgram]

It's not fair that you guys get to have all the fun. Wake up with Mr Woody and all that.

I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of water when I read this, Pugsy!

[Pugsy]

I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of water when I read this, Pugsy!

Ahhhh, but that was the cleaned up suitable for public viewing version.
I am so bad sometimes.

[Cindy Lou Who]

But I was eating a cherry and swallowed the pit! Oh! what humor can do for the aching soul. Thanks guys and Gals! You made my day!!!

[kaiasgram]

I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of water when I read this, Pugsy!

Ahhhh, but that was the cleaned up suitable for public viewing version.
I am so bad sometimes.

No, really? You? Get out!