Y.M.C.A

Grabraham · Post by **Grabraham** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:29 pm

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

Ok OK .. I just wanted to let people know that your local Y may have some sleep apnea related programs... Mine does:

SLEEP APNEA
Exercise to decrease
shortness of breath, increase
your energy
level, lose weight,sleep
better, improve your
overall health. Individually
tailored exercises
and education.
TUES 7:00PM
$35 per session
$25 Y members

OK who took my Indian Chief suit??

Flower51 · Post by **Flower51** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:15 pm

Gee Grabraham I was all excited seeing you post what looked like a possible original song....thought we poets would have another go at being creative on this thread!

(ok now, sing with me...)

Hosehead what you doing in bed?
I said Hosehead whats that thing on your head ?

...ok ok that's all I've got for now...LOL Terry

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:35 pm

Terry, you know we are going to have to finish the lyrics you started...

(ok now, sing with me...)

Hosehead what you doing in bed?
I said Hosehead whats that thing on your head ?

Hosehead, why's your face turning red?
Oh, no, seemed I step on your hose...

take it away, someone...

Flower51 · Post by **Flower51** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:49 pm

ok now, sing with me...)

Hosehead what you doing in bed?
I said Hosehead whats that thing on your head ?

Hosehead, why's your face turning red?
Oh, no, seemed I step on your hose...

It's hard to breathe with the hose flattening out...
Its hard to breathe with the cat on my mouth....

(and take it away again somebody anybody.....) T

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cat-a-tonic · Post by **cat-a-tonic** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:44 pm

ok now, sing with me...)

Hosehead what you doing in bed?
I said Hosehead whats that thing on your head ?

Hosehead, why's your face turning red?
Oh, no, seemed I step on your hose...

It's hard to breathe with the hose flattening out...
Its hard to breathe with the cat on my mouth....

Hosehead, what's that up your nose?
I said Hosehead, sleep apnea blows...

It's fun to sleep with a C. P. A. P.,
It's fun to sleep with a C. P. A. P.,

(and take it away again somebody anybody.....)

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Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:51 pm

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ok now, sing with me...)

Hosehead what you doing in bed?
I said Hosehead whats that thing on your head ?

Hosehead, why's your face turning red?
Oh, no, seemed I step on your hose...

It's hard to breathe with the hose flattening out...
Its hard to breathe with the cat on my mouth....

Hosehead, what's that up your nose?
I said Hosehead, sleep apnea blows...

It's fun to sleep with a C. P. A. P.,
It's fun to sleep with a C. P. A. P.,

(and take it away again somebody anybody.....)

You can get some O2, re-new your energy
And once you try it you will see

It's fun to sleep with a C.P.A.P.
It's fun to sleep with a C.P.A.P.

If you're feeling run down, pick yourself off the ground
and start to breathe along with me

(take it away someone else...)

Flower51 · Post by **Flower51** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:15 pm

Is this the new Calgon thread??????????

I'm rolling on the floor this is so funny Terry

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:26 pm

Kind of like the CPAP poetry that was going on a couple of weeks ago. Hey, it's fun and gets your mind off the serious topics for once.

So you were saying you had some new lyrics to add, Terry???

Flower51 · Post by **Flower51** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:23 pm

ok now, sing with me...)

Hosehead what you doing in bed?
I said Hosehead whats that thing on your head ?

Hosehead, why's your face turning red ?
Oh, no, seems I stepped on your hose.. !!!.

It's hard to breathe with the hose flattening out...
Its hard to breathe with the cat on my mouth....
I can just take so much
of my nares flamin red
I can just take so much of my gurglin Resmed...

Hosehead, what's that up your nose?
I said Hosehead, sleep apnea blows...
Hosehead whys that hose tangling down
with your toes all wrapped around it....gasp, gasp, gasp, gasp, gasp

It's fun to sleep with a C. P. A. P.,
It's fun to sleep with a C. P. A. P.,

You can get some O2, re-new your energy
And once you try it you will see

It's fun to sleep with a C.P.A.P.
It's fun to sleep with a C.P.A.P.

If you're feeling run down, pick yourself off the ground
and start to breathe along with me

Hosehead, dme's got you down
I said Hosehead, rainouts gurgilin down
Hosehead, that mask looks like a clown
But don't let it stop you breathin....gasp, gasp, gasp, gasp, gasp,

It's fun to sleep w/a C-P-A-P
It's fun to sleep w/a C-P-A-P

(keep it going fellow hoseheads....)

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:38 pm

(keep it going fellow hoseheads....)

I say, why tamper with perfection??? LOL x 100 this is hysterical. I'm doing the music along with the lyrics and it's good. Now who's going to record the track?

Flowe51 Terry · Post by **Flowe51 Terry** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:04 pm

Just had to bump this up...we need a little levity. Any other poets/lyricists out there w/some new stuff or remember where our old stuff is hiding on the board to bump it up???? Remember our limericks??? where are thy hiding????!!!!!

pharmwoman · Post by **pharmwoman** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:49 pm

<<Hosehead what you doing in bed?
I said Hosehead whats that thing on your head ?

Hosehead, why's your face turning red ?
Oh, no, seems I stepped on your hose.. !!!.

It's hard to breathe with the hose flattening out...
Its hard to breathe with the cat on my mouth....
I can just take so much
of my nares flamin red
I can just take so much of my gurglin Resmed...

Hosehead, what's that up your nose?
I said Hosehead, sleep apnea blows...
Hosehead whys that hose tangling down
with your toes all wrapped around it....gasp, gasp, gasp, gasp, gasp

It's fun to sleep with a C. P. A. P.,
It's fun to sleep with a C. P. A. P.,

You can get some O2, re-new your energy
And once you try it you will see

It's fun to sleep with a C.P.A.P.
It's fun to sleep with a C.P.A.P.

If you're feeling run down, pick yourself off the ground
and start to breathe along with me

Hosehead, dme's got you down
I said Hosehead, rainouts gurgilin down
Hosehead, that mask looks like a clown
But don't let it stop you breathin....gasp, gasp, gasp, gasp, gasp,

It's fun to sleep w/a C-P-A-P
It's fun to sleep w/a C-P-A-P

hosehead, this look is not very cool
I said hosehead,I fel like Im in a pool
I said hosehead, my husband is looking afraid
if I can just get it quieter i might have it made,,,,,,,,

ok lame but I wanted to add--this is hilarious!

Kalypso · Post by **Kalypso** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:02 pm

Hosehead, you look like you're from outer space
Hosehead, are those Satans marks on your face?

Hosehead, why do you talk like a ducky?
Hosehead, do you ever think you'll get lucky?

Please......stop the insanity!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:23 pm

HEY, you poetic people! How about trying this one? Remember the old 'I love onions" song......you know.....'I don't like rain or snow or hail or, Moby Dick the great white whale.....but oh, I love onions!' ??? (maybe.....I don't like strap marks on my head or....all this hose here in my bed, but oh, I love CPAP!) Anyone???????/

Gidgie · Post by **Gidgie** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:26 pm

RATS! That last was me, the Gidgie.

Y.M.C.A

Y.M.C.A

Bump!

Ok dangit........

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