It all started after my second sleep study, which confirmed that I would need a CPAP machine, as I responded very well to the sleep lab tests on CPAP. So, after checking with my insurance I found that the local DME in town was covered and that I could go through them. The next nearest DME was over an hour drive away in Austin, and dealing with cpap.com would require me to deal with the insurance myself to get reimbursed, which I was told could be complex and time consuming.
Anyway, I started an email dialogue with one of the sales reps there and at first I was reassured that everything would be OK. I was told the DME had one of the best sleep tech's in the area, and would work with my insurance. During my emails to this sales rep I stressed a number of times I wanted a S9 Resmed Elite with the Climateline hose, since I heard that DME's like to do a bait and switch to a "brick" to make more money on the deal.
A week later after my doctor faxes the prescription to the DME, off I go to pick up my new CPAP. Once there, and after filling out a pile of paperwork, I was shown my machine. It all look very nice with its carrying case, but I asked if it was the Elite and I was told blank to my face it was. However, I looked on the side of the box and it said Escape. I once again asked him if he was sure it was an Elite and he said it was, despite it saying Escape on the box and on the top of the machine. I pointed this out and he was still adamant that it was an elite.
At this stage I'm thinking this guy is outright scamming me, since after I point out the word printed "Escape", on the machine and box, he just gave me this dumb struck look and said that it was an Elite. So this guy was either a bold face liar or just plain stupid.
Anyway, he proceeds to enter the prescription pressure data on the machine.
Strike 1 - After looking over the machine, spending about 3 minutes trying to work out how to attach the Humidifier to the CPAP ( taking 3 tries to put the two halves together, with his first attempt with the humidifier upside down ), he told me that this was only the second machine of this type he set up. OK, not feeling confident here.
Strike 2 - He didn't know how to attach the power cable. The S9 Resmed has a separate power brick that is plugged into the CPAP, with a power cable going from the wall into the power brick. At first he tried to plug the power cord directly into the CPAP, and wondered why there wasn't a figure-8 port in the back of the CPAP. Only after looking in the carry case and seeing the power brick, did he realize that the power brick needed to be plugged in. This took him about 5 minutes to figure out, a rather awkward 5 minutes sitting at his desk watching him fiddle around with it, mind you.
Strike 3 - He didn't know how to put the S9 ResMed unit into clinic mode, to enter the data. At first he starts looking through the patient manual, that comes in the carry case, looking at how to do this. Any capable DME tech should know that the patient manual NEVER has this information, and that you need the clinician manual to do this. So, after spending another 10 minutes trying to find the instructions in the patient manual, he finally calls ResMed tech support and gets them to explain to him how to do this.
FYI: To set it into Clinic mode, do this:

Or go to this webpage with the full details:
http://www.apneaboard.com/ResMed/ResMed ... Setup.html
So, after this comedy of errors and ignorance, I realized that pushing the point in asking for an Elite model was pointless as this guy was well... as we say in the IT industry... a walking ID-10-T error. I think in future I might just take that drive into Austin for my next CPAP machine, or pay up front and get it from cpap.com.