Other Not Serious Sleep Disorders

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:13 am

Since CPAP is very effective for most Obstructive Sleep Apnea sufferers I was wondering if anyone was working on therapies for the following sleep disorders:

Its Your Turn to Let the Dog Out Disturbance – This often strikes a high percentage of spouses of the millions of canine owners out there.

What Does the Rose Line Lead to Dan Brown Syndrome – A close relative to “How is Harry Going to Get Out of This One Malady”. Both relatively recent causes of sleep deprivation.

Teen Neighbor’s Boyfriend Rides a Motorcycle Disruption – When did 3 AM curfews become all the rage?

My Front Yard is a Cat House Condition – Not even turning on the sprinklers seems to dampen the heat of the moment.

Mommy Daddy I’m Thirsty Affliction – Also known on some occasions to effect sexual performance. Children should give better tips if they expect to be waited on.

Another Manhunt in the Neighborhood Complaint – Marked by its distinctive whopping sound and flashes of bright lights, this disorder is becoming more and more prevalent in modern suburbia.

Flight Pattern Night Movements – Often brought on by more influential neighborhoods greasing the appropriate palms.

Feline Mask Affection – A new side effect of CPAP much like the Cat House Condition without the associated choral recital.

Misinterpreted OSA Study News Story Disorder – The symptoms vary for this disease, ranging from increased blood pressure to the development of night sweats.

Barnaby · Post by **Barnaby** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:40 am

EXTREME!!!! Sexual arousement (not visual) during sight awakening cycle in early morning awakening by unknown circumstances after eating chocolate.

Barnaby · Post by **Barnaby** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:41 am

EXTREME!!!! Sexual arousement (not visual) during sight awakening cycle in early morning awakening by unknown circumstances after eating chocolate.

neversleeps · Post by **neversleeps** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:43 am

neversleeps · Post by **neversleeps** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:44 am

Me Too!!!!!! · Post by **Me Too!!!!!!** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:28 am

Yup! That's the sleep disorder that comes with a stutter.

At least three of us have it!!!!!!

Me Too!!!!!! · Post by **Me Too!!!!!!** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:29 am

Yup! That's the sleep disorder that comes with a stutter.

At least three of us have it!!!!!!

SLEEPYCD · Post by **SLEEPYCD** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:34 pm

WWHHHHHAAATTTT???????? HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

Other Not Serious Sleep Disorders

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