Aerophagia Gassing Your Partner and Ruining Your Marriage?

[roster]

BM Blanket absorbs flatulence molecules -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw and http://buybettermarriageblanket.com/

Only 2 Easy Payments of $39.95

[park_ridge_dave]

[quote="roster"]BM Blanket absorbs flatulence molecules -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw and http://buybettermarriageblanket.com/

OMG I thought it was an SNL spoofmercial



Roster where do you find this stuff

Dave

[DreamDiver]

Make underpants liners out of it and sell it in the 'masculine products' aisle at walmart.

[roster]

Make underpants liners out of it and sell it in the 'masculine products' aisle at walmart.

The free market delivers again and again:

wind-breakers
The gas you pass won't pass this.
This is a specially designed pair of boxer shorts with an insert in the seat that is made of activated charcoal lined with cotton. When you fart, the pad not only muffles the noise, but the gas passes through the charcoal and the smell gets filtered out
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/wind-breakers

The Premium - Flatulence Deodorizer Pad instantly neutralizes unpleasant gas odor without anyone knowing it.


The Premium is the same cloth pad as the regular reusable. However it is sewn all around the edges and has a polyester strip up the middle where you attach the tape.


The Premium Flatulance Deodorizer Pad is a thin pad (amazingly only 1/16 of an inch!) containing highly activated charcoal that is placed in your underwear (men or women) where it is held securely in place with a strip of double face tape which are provided. The pad is totally inconspicuous totally washable, and reusable (20 double- face tape strips included). With normal use you can use the pad for as long as three weeks or more!


Hey, isn’t it time to stop the release of unpleasant pungent gas odors? Our exclusive doctor recommended Premium pad instantly clears and sanitizes the air when gas is expelled… Without the tell-tale lingering odor that can instantly put you in a very awkward situation.



http://www.flat-d.com/flatdpremium.html

[DreamDiver]

This one made me laugh so hard I had tears rolling down my face. Thanks Ro[o]ster. You've made my day. My only question is if it comes with 'wings'. But I guess that wouldn't work with boxers or boxer briefs.

[ecocyber]

The ultimate solution.........."highly activated charcoal" nasal inserts. (for that uncooperative and uncouth spouse or lover). Manufacturer claims: reusable, small and discreet, last a long time, do not interfere with normal breathing, three easy payments of $14.95.

Cheers,
ecocyber

[Slinky]

*choke* WHERE do you find this stuff, Ro[o]ster??

[roster]

*choke* WHERE do you find this stuff, Ro[o]ster??

Many of them are emailed to me by friends who are CPAPers (or just plain nuts).

Surprisingly to me, that one about the blanket was posted by my daughter on Facebook who states she is hoping the blankets are still available when some of her friends start to get married. The blankets will be wedding gifts to the young ladies.

[Jersey Girl]

Dear Rooster,

I bet my husband could get through that blanket! He would be the ultimate blanket challenge! Thanks so much for the post. You made me laugh!

Maybe I should get one for my daughter who lives with her boyfriend......?

Regards to all,

Jersey Girl

[park_ridge_dave]

Make underpants liners out of it and sell it in the 'masculine products' aisle at walmart.

Hey maybe they could get a celebrity endorser Like Larry the Cable Guy? I can see 'em now with Git 'er Done across the back

[msudawg]

Make underpants liners out of it and sell it in the 'masculine products' aisle at walmart.

Hey maybe they could get a celebrity endorser Like Larry the Cable Guy? I can see 'em now with Git 'er Done across the back

too funny

[Stormynights]

Will it work if I pull the blanket over his head?

[Slinky]

Hey! You just wanna make him suffer, you know, to get even. You don't really wanna kill him!

[Stormynights]

Hey! You just wanna make him suffer, you know, to get even. You don't really wanna kill him!

I just wanted to know if it would work.

[roster]

Will it work if I pull the blanket over his head?

That is a bonus feature of the blanket - takes care of bad breath.