Snore Wars

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:19 am

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Not so long ago, in a galaxy just down the block, there arose an Empire run by the Sleep Lords who invaded the bedrooms on every planet twisting the power of “The Snore” to their own evil gains. They controlled the masses by disrupting their sleep with torturous therapeutic devices that promised hope but always contained a subtle flaw that would strike at the worst moments.

Cranky as hell from lack of sleep, the people rose up to rebel and take their rest back into their own hands. The rebels have fought valiantly but have been almost completely overwhelmed by Drat Vapor and his Rainout Troopers. This brave troop has discovered the Empires plan to build the deadly “Leak Star”. This insidious weapon would bath a world with a ray that would even cause nasal pillows to leak and blow air into the unsuspecting victim’s eyes. Thus neutralizing all CPAPs and unleashing a wave of snores that would destroy the world.

The only hope is to find the last of the Bedi Knights to destroy the “Leak Star” before it is completed. Just before being captured Princess LayMeDownToSleepa records an message on her trusty droid REM-2-D-2 and he is sent with his companion droid CPAP-3-P-O to a distant moon of Nosnoreen.

This is where our saga starts following the adventures of Luke NoseBreather as he discovers his Bedi skills. Aided by his mentor Nosey Fan CanBlowMe he crafts his first laser hose and strikes out to save Princess LayMeDownToSleepa and the galaxy. Hiring San Snoro’s ship the “Mylenta Ambien”, crewed by the courageous Whoopie Sawslogga, they join the rebel forces.

Here Luke learns to fly the rebel REMStar Fighter and is soon in battle against the Empire’s Exhale-Wings. After crash landing he runs into Yoga, a Bedi Master, who is knowledgeable in all aspects of “The Snore” and the ancient arts of serenity. With Yoga’s final “May The Snore be with you” still echoing in his head, Luke heads off to fulfill his Bedi destiny.

peg · Post by **peg** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:44 am

Where do these things come from???
You, Mikemoran, are the one and only master.
We are not worthy. But keep on writing!!!!

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:09 am

Wherever they come from, they're very welcome!

O.

SLEEPYCD · Post by **SLEEPYCD** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:58 am

SILLY MAN MORAN,

NOT ONLY WRITING BOOKS, NOW YOU CAN GET INTO THE MOVIE BUSINESS, TOO. "MAY THE SNORE BE WITH YOU, OBI WANT A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP". WHAT ABOUT HANS HOSEHEAD???? CAN I BE A BEDI KNIGHT???? THE SAGA CONTINUES...
YOU CRACK ME UP!!!!
CD (CAROLYN)

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:43 pm

Owww!!!

dsm · Post by **dsm** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:45 pm

I can hear the background music in 8 channel stereo.

I can see the other Bedi Master AhhllBeOneJesShowMe floating thru the air

Good Story - love it!!!

DSM

WAFlowers · Post by **WAFlowers** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:38 pm

I'm laughing so loudly that I'm scaring the dogs! They're barking and carrying on and annoying my wife.

Which only makes me laugh harder. .

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:42 pm

Stayed tuned for the inevitable sequals:

The Empire Blows Back
Return of the Bedi
The Phantom Mask
Attack of the Drones
Revenge of the Sleep Deprived

May The Snore be with you all

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:52 pm

mikemoran wrote:Stayed tuned for the inevitable sequals:

The Empire Blows Back
Return of the Bedi
The Phantom Mask
Attack of the Drones
Revenge of the Sleep Deprived

May The Snore be with you all

And I was going to suggest we do like they do on Whose Line Is It Anyway, the improv TV show hosted by Drew Carey, with Ryan, Colin, Wayne Brady and a fourth, and throw out some suggestions at you, Mike, and see what story you can concoct from our subject lines. But here you are with five more titles that alone had me seriously laughing out loud. All I can say is, I laugh before I click on the thread when I see it listed amongst the others not even knowing what the post is going to say. I know I'm in for a stomach ache from the laughter. Thank you so much for keeping us all in stitches. You are very healthy for us all, sort of like a human vitamin.

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:19 pm

Just doing my bit to keep people coming back to the board

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:21 pm

mikemoran wrote:Just doing my bit to keep people coming back to the board

And in a way no one else does. Thank you.

Ms Piggy · Post by **Ms Piggy** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:39 pm

Good stuff Mike, what a bedtime story!

Snore Wars

Snore Wars

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