The Inner Circle:perception,conspiracy,reality??

[DreamOn]

Since I was able to solve the cryptogram, I am now part of the Inner Circle. Since I know how it feels to be on the outside looking in (having just been there myself), I have convinced the higher ups to throw open the gates to all of you who are part of the Outer Square! (Scrapper's invited too, even though she's not sure she wants to be a part of it.)

We'll be gathering for our first joint meeting at the Town Center at 8:00 (a.m. or p.m., your choice). We're serving finger sandwiches (no, not real fingers!). Bring your own drinks and riot gear. We're going to have a party!

Well guys, I showed up at the Town Center at 8:00 yesterday morning with the sandwiches, sparkling water, my favorite battle axe, and a baseball bat (in case someone forgot theirs). I waited until 8:45. Nobody showed up.

I returned to the Town Center at 8:00 last night, thinking that maybe you all had decided to meet in the evening instead. Waited under the lights near the bell tower. (There are a lot of strange people wandering around at night down there!) I waited until 9:30. None of you showed up, so I walked home. I was pretty bummed out about it, so I ate all the finger sandwiches.

I guess I'm on the "outside" again. The joke's on me. I feel like such a fool.

[-SWS]

Well, it's certainly NOT because we don't love you, DreamOn!

...I, for one, haven't even sat down to work on the cryptogram just yet. While that might be one of life's little pleasures I'm running behind on, I consider this entire silly thread to be one of life's more rewarding recent pleasures.

Thanks, to all you wonderfully nutty hoseheads---especially Carbonman, who has done so much to improve Illuminati awareness in our little tin-foil-hat corner of the universe!

[jnk]

DreamOn,

I admire your courage, and your brains, and your heart. But going home is the whole point, isn't it?

jeff

[DreamOn]

DreamOn,

I admire your courage, and your brains, and your heart. But going home is the whole point, isn't it?

jeff

[-SWS]

Well, I hope all you fun-loving and clue-enticing nerd snipers are very happy with yourselves.... I truly did not have the time I just allocated to working on Carboman's cryptogram: I was trying to save that as a special little treat for when I had a little more free time.

As a side note, I probably spent more time scrolling back and trying to find the original puzzle than most of you spent actually solving it... I will not allow other innocent nerds to get run over by trucks, sniper style, as they follow Carbonman's winding and tarnished path of fun mental diversion. If you need the answer just PM me---like Carbonman and Dr. Park before me, I accept Visa and MasterCard.

[ozij]

like Carbonman and Dr. Park before me, I accept Visa and MasterCard

There's a pot of gold I'm trying to get to -- will you accept gold instead?
O.

[jnk]

I am still wowed how carbonman, in the midst of a thread that began as a parody appearing to expose a nonexistent inner circle, actually managed to create a real one. Now how utterly wild is that? And why is it I find myself so completely trusting a man that is obviously so dangerous? This thread has made me question everything that I never knew I didn't understand. I want to turn away. But I can't. Someone please help me.

jeff

[GumbyCT]

I'm sure that is the "Official Uniform" of the Inner Circle. What a great design.

I'm waiting for Carbon Man - THE Movie

[Rebecca R]

like Carbonman and Dr. Park before me, I accept Visa and MasterCard

There's a pot of gold I'm trying to get to -- will you accept gold instead?
O.

Will you take a Cairn Terrier? I'll swipe my sister's, but his name is not...wait I already solved the cryptogram, the dog is safe. I accept gold.

r

[dsm]

5Aces - loved that graphic work - are you into morphing software too ?
Great creative outlet

Cheers

DSM

[Patrick A]

And make sure you get that tin foil hat from an accredited DHE (Durable Hat equipment) supplier. The technician has to fit it to your head exactly and hook it up to the smart card to check the leak lines on his computer - eventually.

However if you do go that official route - be aware that the smart card can be used to program the hat to reverse the function making you a slave of the DHE.
This software is not available to regular people, it can be downLoaded secretly if you are one of the Illuminati secret circle however.

Special tin foil hats are available of the internet from the underground secret circle also if you know the password, these are controlled by the initiate only.

Note however that the "smart card" can not be used to increase your "smartness"

APRIA RIPOFF IS not an Authorized dealer.

[carbonman]

.....roll on river....roll on.

[jencat824]

Carbonman,

1. Are you from Colorado & been smoking too much weed?

2. Are you the 'behind the scene' person who keeps dredging up old posts, particularly on weekends?

3. What the hell does this Inner Circle stuff mean?

This forum has been nothing but helpful & welcoming. Newbies are guided by those who have walked in their shoes (or slept those same nightmares). If you feel differently, don't post. Why am I answering this, not sure, but it just bugged me so I felt the need to answer.

Jen

[BlackSpinner]

Carbonman,

1. Are you from Colorado & been smoking too much weed?

2. Are you the 'behind the scene' person who keeps dredging up old posts, particularly on weekends?

3. What the hell does this Inner Circle stuff mean?

This forum has been nothing but helpful & welcoming. Newbies are guided by those who have walked in their shoes (or slept those same nightmares). If you feel differently, don't post. Why am I answering this, not sure, but it just bugged me so I felt the need to answer.

Jen

If you do a search on him you will see he is none of those things.

[ems]

Ladies and Gents... git yourself(s) a drink and sit yourself(s) down and read this thread. It's good for what ale(s) ya.