Confession of an Interface Junkie

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:35 am

Oh the possibilities. Lets see, we can have a 21 pressure program. Call interventions "Rainouts". Our meetings will be "Friends of the Elephant Man". Every anniversary we can hand out special nasal pillows.

If the Lone Ranger had this many choices in masks his horse would have been called Nickle instead of Silver and Tonto would have left him for a higher paying gig.

peg · Post by **peg** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:26 pm

wonderful, just wonderful!
My addiction is reading the posts in this forum and it just got worse.
Can't wait for the next installment.

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:38 pm

mikemoran...rotfl here!!!

Where have you been all my life?! LOL!!

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:06 am

Its the Air, the Air, I tell you. No one mentioned the side effects of CPAP therapy on an oxygen starved brain. Or maybe I was just to tired to be insane. LOL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:04 am

This was just fabulous! Thanks for taking the time to compose and share. oh, and I've got to read what you have to say about the Aura.... 3 weeks, 2 masks. I'm behind already!

ProfessorSleep · Post by **ProfessorSleep** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:06 am

Oops! My turn to be "guested." Sorry- that was me batting 2 for 3

Ted_S · Post by **Ted_S** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:21 pm

mikemoran wrote:Hmmm time to head to home depot and put my plastic tarp and duct tape skills to good use. How does the Ultra Slumber Dream Repose Roominator Full Room Mask sound as a product name? You know sometimes I'm just glad they haven't found another orifice to deliver this therapy with. LOL

Don't say that. Sooner or later somebody is going to notice that suction might be as good as blowtion. Ever seen one of those gizmos that make it possible to make balloons loaded with goodies, like at the carnival? (Hint. Google 'balloon stuffing') Ouch.

Ted

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:19 pm

How does the Ultra Slumber Dream Repose Roominator Full Room Mask sound as a product name

?

Could you ruminate on a shorter name? Or acronym?
How about: FRUMP: Full Room Ultra Mask Process?

O.

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:40 pm

Ted,

Gabraham and i are already working on it. The Reemstar-pro. amazing what you can do with a shop vac and airconditioner ducts.

LOL

Sleep Pilgrim · Post by **Sleep Pilgrim** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:09 am

Mike,

Keep collecting! We need a National Cpap Interface Museum. Just think of the exhibits that will show the progression of interfaces through the ages. Thirty years from now they'll look at the Swift, Activa, and all the current ones with abject horror. "Those were from the dark ages," they'll whisper with a shudder...

-Will

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:01 pm

heheh, Will. And they'll look at a rumpled panty hose tights leg in a glass case and whisper... "What was THAT used for?"

cvansant · Post by **cvansant** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:47 pm

Another thank you for the post. My only concern is your dropping the suggestion of another orifice as a possibility. There is probably a wacko mask engineer out there somewhere already saying, "I can do that!"

Clif

Seahawkm · Post by **Seahawkm** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:11 pm

So what is the bottom line. I just had my sleep study and a mask is in the future. The nose mask made me feel like I was sufficating. By the way you can send me your trial masks. Our facial size and shape should be about the same.

Aloha

Your brother

Vonon · Post by **Vonon** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:56 pm

I have to say that this is the most fun I've had all day.

I love this board.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:27 pm

i'm starting to feel abnormal here

been on cpap since november and am still on my first and only "interface" ..swift pillows......loving them and so far no need to add to the collection.......YET <evil laugh>

i love this place!!!! Thanks mike and gang for all that you do for us!!!!!!!!!!