O/T (kinda) Hosehead Bumper Stickers

[lfzguud]

There seems to be a plethora of creative folk here and the posts show a great sense of humor.
To that, how about listing some possible options for hosehead bumper-stickers (snickers).

To start off, here are a couple ideas:

Hoseheads get better in bed.
Ask me about my 6' hose.
Sleep good lately?
Got hose?

[Catnap]

Want a peek at my hose-ery?
Hose before bros

(Sorry, that one was just too irresistable...)

[jdm2857]

If you are involved in an auto accident, do you really want to volunteer that information to the other party?

Sorry to rain on your parade.

[elader]

Before sleep I needs my hoes... er... hose.

I agree, bad idea to advertise it on your car in the event of an accident.

[lfzguud]

Ok party poopers, this is a forum, not the front of a car and not the rear of the car. It's just for fun for IDEAS for them.
yeeeeeeeesh.

[Hoze-Zay]

Ok party poopers, this is a forum, not the front of a car and not the rear of the car. It's just for fun for IDEAS for them.
yeeeeeeeesh.

Hell yes..Repped...People need to mellow out.
I plan on bolting a mask and hose on the back of my truck as soon as one wears out.
Why? Cause I can and this is America.
When people ask about the mask and hose I plan to drag a soap box out of the back of my truck and talk about the problem.
Actually it won't be a soap box but an old wooden Dynamite box.