Help me Name new Product (humor)

[katherinefulmer]

I have always been a restless sleeper. I toss and turn all night. Then I got crafty with a rollaway and a banana seat and have never been better! I haven't tried it with my mask yet, but I suspect sleeping on my back will be a cinch. Now the only trouble is What to name this new wonder bed?

[6PtStar]

Looks like a "HOTDOG" to me. I don't know about the BLUE bun?

Jerry

[don331]

It needs wheels, I think.

[Hoze-Zay]

I don't have a name for it but I am but I am 99% sure that I paid 100 American dollars to get it at a Nogales Cat-house back in 76. Where is the monkey cause it don't work right without the monkey.

[SleepyT]

The oreo cookie bed...the good stuff's in the middle!

[lfzguud]

call it the "Sleepwich." -or- "the Nightmare squeeze"
You could also consider marketing this to parents who don't like the little ones sneaking in at all hours of the night to sleep in the big-people's bed. (you know - nothing worse than the chill'uns interupting the LUUUUV doctor making a house call!)

[lfzguud]

I don't have a name for it but I am but I am 99% sure that I paid 100 American dollars to get it at a Nogales Cat-house back in 76. Where is the monkey cause it don't work right without the monkey.

Ahh, man, YOU got the MONKEY when you did this? Dang - I got jipped. They stopped using the monkey sometime in the spring of '77 due to animal-rights laws. For my session they used a one-legged midget with only two teeth.

[don331]

Actually it's the Global Warming Bed. Sends flatulence up to the upper atmosphere where it helps the Ozone. Protects others from SBD's - Silent But Deadly......

[Hoze-Zay]

I don't have a name for it but I am but I am 99% sure that I paid 100 American dollars to get it at a Nogales Cat-house back in 76. Where is the monkey cause it don't work right without the monkey.

Ahh, man, YOU got the MONKEY when you did this? Dang - I got jipped. They stopped using the monkey sometime in the spring of '77 due to animal-rights laws. For my session they used a one-legged midget with only two teeth.

They just told you it was a midget. In reality a Voodoo Woman made a deal with the owner of the cat-house to buy one of the monkeys paws because she had lost her magic monkey paw and needed it for business purposes. That was all well and good until they tried to cut the monkeys paw off. They got the monkeys paw but not before the monkey had ripped a good part of her scalp off and knocked out a bunch of her teeth. So being a Voodoo woman she cast a spell on him that made him lose his hair and his teeth. So you got the entire treatment but the monkey was just not as agile as it used to be.

[Rustyolddude]

One hint, if you're trying to save vacation money by shipping yourself LTL truck freight, do not mark fragile on the box, you'll end up a #1200 crate on top of you. Make sure to fill all the open areas with popcorn instead of bubble wrap. You'll have extra eats when you get stuck in a freight depot waiting on another outbound truck. Try not to drink too much either, truck drivers get all weird when a crate leaks or starts smelling funny.

[lfzguud]

I don't have a name for it but I am but I am 99% sure that I paid 100 American dollars to get it at a Nogales Cat-house back in 76. Where is the monkey cause it don't work right without the monkey.

Ahh, man, YOU got the MONKEY when you did this? Dang - I got jipped. They stopped using the monkey sometime in the spring of '77 due to animal-rights laws. For my session they used a one-legged midget with only two teeth.

They just told you it was a midget. In reality a Voodoo Woman made a deal with the owner of the cat-house to buy one of the monkeys paws because she had lost her magic monkey paw and needed it for business purposes. That was all well and good until they tried to cut the monkeys paw off. They got the monkeys paw but not before the monkey had ripped a good part of her scalp off and knocked out a bunch of her teeth. So being a Voodoo woman she cast a spell on him that made him lose his hair and his teeth. So you got the entire treatment but the monkey was just not as agile as it used to be.

Wait...dude, What???
Oh, never mind - third time reading it made sense. Ok, so THAT explains why the lights were green when the window was thrown into the hay mow. Got it.

[katherinefulmer]

Wow! You all saw potential in it I missed! No need to just reserve it for xPAPers. Why not hens and cats, monkeys and students short on air fare home?

I know how I'll use my Sleepwhich!

[jdm2857]

It's The Human Taco.

[SaltLakeJan]

Oh. Katherinefulmer what an ingenious idea. Since I saw your head, but no legs, I wondered, where did you put your legs when you were clamped in for the night?


Jan

[headbored]

Looks like it might be the answer for people that do not want to sleep on their backs due to high AHI numbers.Better than sleeping with a jacket and a bunch of tennis ball sewn to the back of it.