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Post by ozij » Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:25 pm


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Ales Hrastar: Someone is making things up

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:36 am

Hi there
interesting writting, I have just searched internet and found my name in this forum. I am Ales Hrastar and am very interested who is making this up?
neversleeps wrote:Cool story, Ozi!! Let me pick up with the next chapter....

Chapter 7
Getting the problem fixed:

The astonishing investigative results brought to light by the MENSA members of the cpaptalk.com forum in the case of the missing jabberwocks was then hand-delivered to Mr. Richard J. Meelia, President and CEO of Tyco Healthcare, by urgent messenger. He chuckled to himself and said under his breath, "People actually look at that stuff?" and then promptly dumped the message in the trash can. Just then a maintenance engineer walked by, and being a compliant and proactive PB420E APAP user, found this matter to be of utmost importance so he quietly stole into the copy room and faxed the information to the folks at the GOSPORT Hampshire UK office, who in turn requested the whole mess be emailed to a Mr. Ales Hrastar, Product Specialist, in Slovenia. (I bet you wish I was making this up....)

Chapter 8
The Denouement


The man in Slovenia, upon receiving the fax exclaimed, "Holy cats!! You mean to tell me an end user discovered this glaring error? Not a physician who was diligently monitoring, compiling data, and conducting statistical analysis for a patient? How very odd...."

Quickly (and I mean, really quickly... like just a matter of minutes... seconds, even...) the glitch was found and immediately fixed.

Chapter 9
The afterward


This historic landmark case was brought to the attention of the Nobel Prize commission. Naturally the resolution of this issue was of tantamount importance, as the treatment of thousands of individuals was compromised due to the heretofore missing jabberwocks.

The committee determined an award was indeed in order! Thus the Nobel Prize was given to, you guessed it, The President of Tyco Healthcare for his invaluable contribution to finding the hidden link.


THE END


The moral to the story: Every jabberwock has a SilverLining.

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Post by rightmailmann » Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:26 am

Какие слова... супер, блестящая мысль