Selling My CPAP Machine! Check It Out!

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:17 am

I knew it was worth waiting to read the four pages at once!
I think they're selling one out at Atlantis City 40 miles right of Den's property.

O.

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:43 am

Snoredog wrote:Wyoming? Isn't that where the men are men and the sheep are nervous?

At first this statement of Snoredog's confused me greatly. So I searched the Internet to find out exactly what that second creature was Snoredog spoke of. I am posting the results of my Internet research so that others here may learn as well:

Answers.com wrote:sheep (shēp)- n., pl. sheep. Any of various usually horned ruminant mammals of the genus Ovis in the family Bovidae, especially the domesticated species O. aries, raised in many breeds for wool, edible flesh, or skin.

Now I understand exactly what Snoredog was telling us.

But rhetorically: If you were a land Ovis, kept as if you were aquarium livestock, would you not also be nervous? Recall from our grade school lessons that Wyoming is situated beneath one of the world's largest oceans.

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:13 am

Ah!!! Now we are getting somewhere:

ozij wrote:I think they're selling one out at Atlantis City 40 miles right of Den's property.

preemiern wrote:My oceanfront property in Wyoming does not have electricity, so if you could find poor aunt Weeza the CPAP machine the doctor says she must have without the power cord, I will rent you a little piece of my oceanfront property...you could build your aunt Weeza and her friend Troy a little hut there, and she should do just fine since there is no electricity...
Let me know, and we will work out a rental agreement
Cindy

This morning I faxed the above two pieces of information to my aunt's doctor. On the cover page I simply wrote: "Proposed Salty Air Treatment Plan". The doctor received the above brilliant treatment advice with extreme enthusiasm. Now I am glad I posted my desperate plea here. Very glad!

However, if my Aunt Weeza and her amorous Trojan beau live by the salty ocean-front air, then the doctor would like for me to also secure an oxygen concentrator. However, that piece of respiratory equipment must meet the following two very specific criteria:
1) Must be capable of desalinating the salty ocean-front air, and
2) Must run off petroleum-based fuel

Recall that my Aunt Weeza's doctor has a medical office on an oil rig above the oceans of Wyoming. My take is that the doctor prefers to stay within his own comfort zone when prescribing any therapy.

I'm wondering if a nuclear-powered oxygen concentrator might not make more sense in this application. My Internet research tells me that nuclear-based medicine in general yields great promise.

Wulfman · Post by **Wulfman** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:27 am

Snoredog wrote:Wyoming? Isn't that where the men are men and the sheep are nervous?

Heh, heh......
There's another version of that saying:
"Wyoming.....where the men are men and so are the women...."

You can tell which women they are, too.....by the Skoal and Copenhagen circles faded into the hip pockets of their jeans.....and their distinctive "smile". Ya know....."just a pinch between the cheek and gum....."

-SWS wrote:Recall from our grade school lessons that Wyoming is situated beneath one of the world's largest oceans.

I'm trying to figure this one out......"beneath"?
A part of Wyoming sits on TOP of the Ogalalla Aquifer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogallala_Aquifer

Den (contributing to the human interest and science lessons for today)

DreamStalker · Post by **DreamStalker** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:55 am

Wulfman wrote:
Snoredog wrote:Wyoming? Isn't that where the men are men and the sheep are nervous?
Heh, heh......
There's another version of that saying:
"Wyoming.....where the men are men and so are the women...."

You can tell which women they are, too.....by the Skoal and Copenhagen circles faded into the hip pockets of their jeans.....and their distinctive "smile". Ya know....."just a pinch between the cheek and gum....."

-SWS wrote:Recall from our grade school lessons that Wyoming is situated beneath one of the world's largest oceans.
I'm trying to figure this one out......"beneath"?
A part of Wyoming sits on TOP of the Ogalalla Aquifer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogallala_Aquifer

Den (contributing to the human interest and science lessons for today)

Sounds more like where the men are men and the women are manlier by your description

The hydrostic tension produced by the sucking wells in the Ogallala of the Texas panhandle are what keeps our state from slipping into the Gulf of Mexico

If this guy hasn't sold his machine yet, it ain't going to sell.

jules · Post by **jules** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:41 am

DreamStalker wrote: The hydrostic tension produced by the sucking wells in the Ogallala of the Texas panhandle are what keeps our state from slipping into the Gulf of Mexico

Looks like DreamStalker can get work to pay for his "vacation" at Den and Cindy's Seaview Ocean Front CPAP resort.

"If you build it, he will come"

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:51 pm

Wulfman wrote:
-SWS wrote:Recall from our grade school lessons that Wyoming is situated beneath one of the world's largest oceans.
I'm trying to figure this one out......"beneath"?
A part of Wyoming sits on TOP of the Ogalalla Aquifer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogallala_Aquifer
Den (contributing to the human interest and science lessons for today)

Snoredog wrote:Wyoming? Isn't that where the men are men and the sheep are nervous?

Nah. It's where the sheep are sheep and the men are nervous---about fictitious little departures from spatial realism! .

Wulfman · Post by **Wulfman** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:58 pm

-SWS wrote:
Wulfman wrote:
-SWS wrote:Recall from our grade school lessons that Wyoming is situated beneath one of the world's largest oceans.
I'm trying to figure this one out......"beneath"?
A part of Wyoming sits on TOP of the Ogalalla Aquifer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogallala_Aquifer
Den (contributing to the human interest and science lessons for today)

Snoredog wrote:Wyoming? Isn't that where the men are men and the sheep are nervous?
Nah. It's where the sheep are sheep and the men are nervous---about fictitious little departures from spatial realism! .

Thanks for clarifying that......

Den

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:34 pm

Hey, I resemble that middle icon, Den!

I'll admit there was no "spatial realism" when I mentioned Wyoming is situated beneath one of the world's largest oceans. Otherwise you, Cindy, and the other lucky real-estate moguls wouldn't have all that dry ocean-front property from which to generate revenue.

Wonder if there's any Atlantis ocean-front property for sale or rent. Ozij is rumored to have relatives there. She may know!!!

goose · Post by **goose** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:10 pm

Surf??
Did someone mention Surf???
Got my baggies. Got my woodie. Got my board......
I'm ready to safari!!!!

Yee ha
cheers
goose

Liam1965 · Post by **Liam1965** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:05 am

goose wrote:Got my woodie.

I always thought one of those would make it a little difficult to surf.

Liam, just slightly more discreet than the usual "hose" joke.

sleepycarol · Post by **sleepycarol** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:23 am

Oh Goose -- the things you say!!!

While you surf can we play Jan and Dean? Love their music -- so much better than the Beach Boys!!!

Can you swing by and pick me up? I would love to ride in your woodie with the board tied on top!!!!

We will build the bonfire and party the night away!!

The things you say -- you sly one -- I will have to keep my eye on you!!

sleepycarol · Post by **sleepycarol** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:29 am

You since we have highjacked the thread the original poster probably things we are all a little "strange".

But hey what does he know!!!!

I know for myself I don't wanna be "normal" as that isn't any fun!!

Don't forget to pick me up Goose!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:02 pm

jules wrote:
Wulfman wrote:She's gonna have to come and collect it because I don't think I have her address, either.

Den
I have it I think but she doesn't have mine.

Well, what if *I* lose power and need a place to stay? Least you could do is send me your address!

Trust me - your wife will just DIE LAUGHING when the middle aged fat chick shows up at your door claiming to be your Cyber Slut Babette.

LOL,
Babs

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:06 pm

Wulfman wrote: Heh, heh......
There's another version of that saying:
"Wyoming.....where the men are men and so are the women...."

You can tell which women they are, too.....by the Skoal and Copenhagen circles faded into the hip pockets of their jeans.....and their distinctive "smile". Ya know....."just a pinch between the cheek and gum....."
Den (contributing to the human interest and science lessons for today)

I thought you said you hadn't met my sister? Ya' big fat liar... You clearly know her WELL.

LOL,
Babs

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