How to Make Women & Men Happy

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How to Make Women & Men Happy

Post by roster » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:24 pm

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a computer specialist

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget: birthdays | anniversaries | arrangements she makes
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

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Post by mel334 » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:26 pm

Hee hee hee. Funny
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Post by bearcatx16 » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:35 pm

and a Diet Coke.

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Post by sharon1965 » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:50 pm

rooster,
that made me laugh out loud
thanks for that
and, um, yeah, it's true
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Post by LavenderMist » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:03 pm

Funny and true, but like Loreal says "We are worth it" lol
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What we need...

Post by Dgrendahl » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:25 pm

Wow! I truly couldn't say it any better!!!
Anon on George Bush:

If you gave George Bush an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox.

Someone...please, do it!
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Re: How to Make Women & Men Happy

Post by ___H » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:27 am

rooster wrote:...HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring beer
*edited that for you.

And the first part is not true. Do all that and they STILL won't be happy..
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Be happy

Post by Pad A Cheek » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:37 am

My husband is about half of that and I am thrilled to have him.

He is an engineer and the rules are slightly different for that type,

Show up on time.
Bring something good to eat.
Make sure you do it efficiently.
Be happy.

I love him.

Karen

NAKED is optional

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Post by Rooster Remote » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:42 am

Oops Padacheek, forgot one thing:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

3. Give him a set of PADACHEEKS .
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If you do

Post by Pad A Cheek » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:47 am

Oh Rooster,
If you show up naked and Bring food and PAD A CHEEKs, you had better be prepared to tell him what to do with the PAD A CHEEKs......


Karen

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Post by papdaddy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:09 am

Now that is funny Image

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Post by NeedinZs » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:16 am

Rooster,

You forgot Massage Therapist!!!
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Post by j.a.taylor » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:34 pm

It's like the comment I heard recently:

"Ask a woman to describe the perfect man, and she describes another woman!"

But, I gotta admit Rooster, we men are easily pleased (or is it really that we're a little too simple-minded).
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Post by Guest » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:46 pm

Man, I've been hanging out on the street corner naked with a bucket of KFC and a beer since yesterday and I've gotten NUTHIN' HONEY!!!!!

Lies. It's all lies.

I don't know which is funnier - Rooster's original post, or the laughing duck.

Thanks for the laugh!
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Post by mckooi » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:18 pm

unbelieable truth
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