CPAP News and Dating

DeltaSeeker · Post by **DeltaSeeker** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:42 am

Check out the link at the top. It goes well with one of the topics discussed recently...

Here's a link to the article in case it drops off the top...

Something smells bad about dating

Enjoy - At least it cracked me up

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:20 am

What??? I thought you wrote it....

Or did I?

LOL,
Barbara

higgy · Post by **higgy** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:57 pm

lol;

do you think that the dog farts will last longer when they get into the cpap system and shoved down your nose?

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:10 pm

Not after I put the cork in the dog's butt...
B.

mhacker · Post by **mhacker** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:37 pm

I have a boxer which means gas the the third power. Even the cats try to bury her....

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:39 pm

OMG... the cats try to bury her??? That's PRICELESS!
B.

kavanaugh1950 · Post by **kavanaugh1950** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:00 pm

That is hysterical, but seriously thats why I love my pur sleep diffuser and essential oils so much. I have two dogs that sleep in my room and the lab farts terrible. I put on my cpapmask and have a lovely scented oil blowing and never get disturbed by the stink of farts all night long. pat

darthlucy · Post by **darthlucy** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:46 pm

This thread cracked me up, because my husband and I had this conversation just this morning....and the dog doesn't sleep in our room, if you get my drift. I told him that he had given me one more good reason to look forward to the CPAP mask. He argued that it wouldn't help, it would just concentrate the odor. Say it isn't so!!!

mhacker · Post by **mhacker** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:03 pm

darthlucy

He argued that it wouldn't help, it would just concentrate the odor. Say it isn't so!!!

Let's just say, if Aroma Therapy can pass through...

I am very careful where the intake is pointed and the dog bed was moved to the other side of the room. I don't think anything is concentrated but undiffused scents have brought a tear to my eye.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:55 am

mhacker wrote:darthlucy

Let's just say, if Aroma Therapy can pass through...

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Along with parts of the diffuser.

DeltaSeeker · Post by **DeltaSeeker** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:57 pm

Just checked in on this thread again. I think your responses have been as funny (if not moreso) than the original article! Babette, I'm not sure if it was you or me that wrote it -- I'm too sleep deprived (and oxygen deprived from my imaginary dog farting into my CPAP) :shocked:

Oh yeah, Guest - why don't you just go hide your head in the sand and go away!

I always DID hate uninvited guests (they don't give me a chance to throw my dirty underwear under the bed.....)

kavanaugh1950 · Post by **kavanaugh1950** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:39 pm

Way to go Delta Seeker!!!!!! pat

DeltaSeeker · Post by **DeltaSeeker** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:46 pm

Pat, if someone doesn't have guts enough to state who they are then they should keep their comments to themselves. Hiding behind a "guest" moniker is chicken shit. We have enough hassles on here without someone trying to stir up more. Hope they inhale their own diffuser parts! Better yet, concentrated horse manure should do well for an essential oil scent

kavanaugh1950 · Post by **kavanaugh1950** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:52 pm

MAYBE WE CAN BOTTLE UP THE DOGGIE FARTS AND SEND THEM TO GUEST AS A GIFT.

DeltaSeeker · Post by **DeltaSeeker** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:54 pm

Better yet, I always wanted to try the flaming dog poop in a paper bag but never had the guts (or disliked someone enough)...

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