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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat May 12, 2007 2:25 pm

better out than in!!
thats my motto!!!!

since i'm british and female I have to say that I don't do it much myself ( ) however I did let one slip at the gym on the treadmill last week, only thing was, I had earphones on so couldn't tell how loud it was!!!!!

blowfish · Post by **blowfish** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:17 pm

blowfish · Post by **blowfish** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:20 pm

littlemo · Post by **littlemo** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:31 pm

well I started to look around but nearly fell off the treadmill cause i'm not that well co-ordinated

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:52 pm

Okay, which one of you wise guys is now ripping "Babettes"?

I hear that's illegal in Alabama....

Now, if you name your APAP Babette, does that mean....

A) You hate your machine
B) Your machine gives you gas
C) You want to give me gas?

As for looking like I'm ripping one in my Avatar, it's very likely. I was leaning over my receptionist's desk and she was snapping a pic of me with her new camera phone, and being a fat chick, I probably did rip one. It's either gas or my joints making noise. If I laugh loud enough, no one can tell which is which.

LOL,
B.

blowfish · Post by **blowfish** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:18 pm

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:40 am

....The family discussed their feelings with Mom and everyone agreed that her needs through the day were getting to be a little much for the family to handle. They decided that they would check out an assisted living arrangement. They found a place which looked wonderful, attentive staff, etc. so they decided on a test day or two. In the evening of the first day shortly after dinner, Mom closed her eyes and sort of slouched over to the side in her chair, a nurse came up and straightened her up in the chair. A little while later this happened again. Next morning the family arrived to have breakfast with Mom and find out what she thought of the place. Mom said everything is exactly the way I like it except for one problem. They won't let me fart here.

TerryB

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue May 15, 2007 8:39 am

Just think of it as a free "entertainment bonus" of CPAP therapy! =)

pastorgilbert · Post by **pastorgilbert** » Tue May 15, 2007 8:59 am

If they don't pay rent, out with them!

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:35 pm

WARNING TO ALL PUB CRAWLERS:

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html

Stewart Laidlaw, 35, was banished from Thirsty Kirsty's pub in Dunfermline, Scotland, in March, following numerous complaints about his excessive flatulence. (A shocked Laidlaw said no one had complained before, but conceded that was probably because cigarette smoke had been masking the odor until Scotland's recent smoking ban.) [Dunfermline Press, 3-22-07]

"So Doc, I'm thinking of taking up smoking to cover the aerphagia..."

LOL,
B.