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by JayDee » Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:57 am
Man, oh-Man, OH-MAN!! I can only imagine the evil ResMed is up to with all our data... Counting every little clear airway event... How often you snore... How long you sleep... Who here is so brainwashed, gullible and naive that they *REFUSE* to believe that ResMed has burglary rings spread all across the country waiting to burgle us while we sleep? Their burglary dispatch center must be HUGE!
Man! We have *GOT* to stop that signal! Get on the google and find some DIY plans for a faraday cage to contain your PAP machine! Don't fall for the cheap, simple ones like sticking it in a metal trash can. Those won't work. We need to think in terms of blocking an EMP event. So, unless it's been updated since my last understanding, mil-spec for a high-confidence faraday cage is three layers of grounded shielding with each layer separated by a three foot (minimum) air gap. I'd go four-feet of separation if I had the room. Also, I'm sure these PAP machines have a satellite backup if the cell modem can't connect, so I would plan on blocking gHz freqs. That means you should get the pure copper screen that has the smallest mesh you can find for your faraday cage. And you can't use that heated hose anymore as I would not put it past those data gluttons at ResMed to use the heating element embedded into the hose as a backup antenna. Oh, they are *devious*! Don't you let anyone else tell you different!
Now I know building a faraday cage is not a trivial project and I know copper is expensive, but what price do you place on your precious bodily data?! I for one can can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily data!! Don't even get me started on Flouridation!
And if a faraday cage won't work, then I think the only feasible option left is to nuke it from orbit.
Heaven help us all!
-JD
PS. If anyone takes this seriously instead of satirically, then they should know that I wrote this just for them.
PSS. Yes, I brazenly abused those movie quotes.
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JayDee on Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
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