Mike’s Board Do’s and Don’ts (Humor)

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:04 am

As my wife will attest, since I started in this therapy it has been all about me, me, me. One of the reasons I put the car alarm on my mask is so no one else can sneak a toke from my precious equipment. Okay maybe I went a little overboard when I put up the billboard of me sleeping blissfully on the front lawn. Anyway, I thought I would share my personal rules for the road when cruising this information highway. So here is the product of my well inflated ego:

Do mention as many manufacturers as you can in your posts, so you might be able to snag one of those lucrative corporate sponsorships.
Don’t say anything good about their products until their check clears.

Do feel free to disagree with my opinions.
Don’t be surprised when a pizza delivery guy shows up at your doorstep with 40 pies you are sure you didn’t order over the internet.

Do accuse everyone who has anything good to say about a product of being a manufacturer’s shill.
Don’t give them the chance to highjack any of your payola.

Do make sure everyone is fully informed of your latest numbers.
Don’t forget to include at least three pages of colorful charts.

Do poke fun at yourself.
Don’t poke things at other people, unless they have a prescription.

Do remember this is a free forum.
Don’t take this as a justification for speaking anything but my mind.

Do post with your real name so the checks will be made out properly.
Don’t give out your identity unless you like lots of pizza.

Do enjoy as much spam as you can.
Don’t burn yourself when preparing it flambé.

The most important Do and Don’t:

Do believe everything I post is the best advice in the world.
Don’t take anything I post seriously.

Disclaimer “I fully endorse the checks from the following sponsors: Mistress Sonya’s Strap and Mask Emporium, Jakes Hardware and Lingerie Store, Ajax Nostril Enhancers, Keep Your Mouth Shut Tape Depots, Waldo’s Car and Mask Alarms, Blow Yourself Up Billboards and the DME Anti-Defamation League”

krousseau · Post by **krousseau** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:59 am

Don’t be surprised when a pizza delivery guy shows up at your doorstep with 40 pies you are sure you didn’t order over the internet.

Before you assume you know the source of the "pizza payoff", check your internet activity history after taking your A***** CR last night.

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:10 am

Mike, you're a treasure!

Your perfectly phrased takes on the humorous side of all things "cpap" are unfailingly spot-on funny!

P.S. Your check is in the mail.

oldgearhead · Post by **oldgearhead** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:32 pm

Mike, that was, well, just great!

Snoozin' Bluezzz · Post by **Snoozin' Bluezzz** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:47 pm

You're wrong, I'm right!

No, wait a minute that's not correct - I'm right and you're wrong!

No, wait a minute that's not correct either - I'm the only one that matters, you don't matter at all.

No, that's not correct. You don't matter, only I matter - that's the correct one.

Or is it?

----------YEA Mike!!!!-----------

David

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:10 pm

Glad to see a few of you don't want pizza tonight.

Now what I was really hoping for was someone would highjack this thread and turn it serious LOL

exposer of the RG cabal · Post by **exposer of the RG cabal** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:28 pm

mikemoran wrote:Glad to see a few of you don't want pizza tonight.

Now what I was really hoping for was someone would highjack this thread and turn it serious LOL

Mike, you've already done that because I don't see any humor here ...just an attack post poorly disguised as one.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:32 am

"Mike, you've already done that because I don't see any humor here ...just an attack post poorly disguised as one."

Lighten up.

elliejose · Post by **elliejose** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:42 am

PRICELESS!!!!!

Thanks, Mike!!!!

bonbon · Post by **bonbon** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:52 am

Hi Ya'll.........I have noticed that this forum is similar to the real world....there are some folks that need to lighten up and some who need to get more serious, and then there are those of us who sit on the fence and try to maintain a balance, moderation in all things, right?

So, is this what you meant by hijacking this thread and turning it into something serious.....No, no, please no, don't accuse me of that.....I am way too lighthearted for that......

Offerocker · Post by **Offerocker** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:46 am

Mike - What are you smokin'?

Difficult to follow your point, if there is one.
You're bouncing between reality and somewhere else.

...has someone stolen your 'identity'?

snork1 · Post by **snork1** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:55 pm

exposer of the RG cabal wrote:
mikemoran wrote:Glad to see a few of you don't want pizza tonight.

Now what I was really hoping for was someone would highjack this thread and turn it serious LOL

Mike, you've already done that because I don't see any humor here ...just an attack post poorly disguised as one.

so mike, did you get the guests address for the pizza?.....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:44 pm

Uhh "Mike Moran" - that NAME sounds Irish,
but I'd bet that you are really I-TALIAN!!

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:45 pm

Offerocker wrote:Mike - What are you smokin'?

Difficult to follow your point, if there is one.
You're bouncing between reality and somewhere else.

...has someone stolen your 'identity'?

Hmmm trying to recall when I have ever approached reality LOL

Or is this your way of ordering pizza?

Wulfman · Post by **Wulfman** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:15 pm

You guys are makin' me hungry. I'm hoping we're having pizza for supper tonight.

As always, Mike, I enjoy your writings......(reality-based or otherwise)

Have a good weekend.

Den

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