Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

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Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

Post by Lucyhere » Tue May 23, 2017 6:28 pm

ChicagoGranny wrote:
Lucyhere wrote:.
Ladies and Gentlemen... let's remember that young people occasionally frequent this forum.
Yes. Yesterday, I saw a guy in his forties.

Chantilly is either 13 or 14. She pops in all the time. Hence my post.
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Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

Post by Biguugly » Tue May 23, 2017 6:29 pm

ChicagoGranny wrote:
Biguugly wrote:what did the big bad wolf(who refused to use his cpap) say to the 3 Little pigs?
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How'd you get my picture? You've never met me!

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Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

Post by DeadlySleep » Wed May 24, 2017 6:17 am

Biguugly wrote:How'd you get my picture? You've never met me!
Do you have a picture of your wife wearing your CPAP mask in the nude?

If not, give me your email address, and I'll send you one.
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Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

Post by Goofproof » Wed May 24, 2017 3:27 pm

DeadlySleep wrote:
Biguugly wrote:How'd you get my picture? You've never met me!
Do you have a picture of your wife wearing your CPAP mask in the nude?

If not, give me your email address, and I'll send you one.
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Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

Post by Biguugly » Thu May 25, 2017 5:36 am

DeadlySleep wrote:
Biguugly wrote:How'd you get my picture? You've never met me!
Do you have a picture of your wife wearing your CPAP mask in the nude?

If not, give me your email address, and I'll send you one.
She can't wear a mask, as they don't make them large enough. Last year she went shopping in Myrtle Beach and they made her run the truck route, and she was walking.

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Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

Post by ChicagoGranny » Thu May 25, 2017 5:41 am

Biguugly wrote:She can't wear a mask, as they don't make them large enough. Last year she went shopping in Myrtle Beach and they made her run the truck route, and she was walking.
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Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

Post by ephraimh » Thu May 25, 2017 3:15 pm

Apria

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Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

Post by Goofproof » Thu May 25, 2017 3:47 pm

ephraimh wrote:Apria
Wrong post, that's no joke, just another sad DME! Jim
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Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

Post by chunkyfrog » Thu May 25, 2017 4:33 pm

Apria, yes, definitely a JOKE
Other cpap jokes:
LYING DME's
"capped rental"
Bricks
Non-auto machines.
Biodegradeable Silicone parts
RT's who have had ZERO training, and NO compassion.
Insurance company bean-counters
So-Clean, Airing, and other charlatans.
The river of DeNile
(Others too numerous to recall)

I am laughing so hard, the tears make my face raw.

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Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes

Post by TRzzz » Fri May 26, 2017 10:44 pm

Him: "Boy did I have a great night. Haven't felt this good in awhile."
Her: "Yeah? What happened?"
Him: "I blew a point two."
Her: "What?! How can you even stand up?"
Him: "Uh ... that's my AHI."

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