Brand New AirSense 10 AutoSet CPAP Machine with HumidAir Hea

[CaptainRaven40]

I have a brand spakin' new AirSense 10 AutoSet CPAP Machine with HumidAir Heated Humidifier for sale here. It has only been used 600 hours and kept in a home with 5 dogs, 6 cats, and 5 smokers in the home. Now I know you are thinkin' to yourself man this is some awesome gear to be had right dare. I will even throw in my optilife masked that has only been used for the last year every night, but I gave it a thorough cleaning' once. So it is like nothin' ever happened to it. It was a little yeller in color so I went on ahead and slapped some white paint on it to give it that nice clean fresh look. I also sprayed it down with some bleach to give it a nice clean smell. Now the filter in this thing is brand new too. Only been used for 600 hours. I took it out and flicked it off once then cleaned it off while I was taking my weekly shower. It even comes with that new fangled heated hose. Now that thing is REAL nice. The duct tape on it has held up pretty good sealing up those holes that came with it. I put on some new camo colored duct tape on it so it is looking like the Cadillac of hoses. The humidifier tank on this puppy is like no one has ever even looked at it. That's how nice it is. I used my good ol' sharpie and drew the lines back on and had to fix up the word Max on it. But hell it looks brand new even if my shaky hands helped it out. Now I know you are wantin' this APAP machine bad because it is probably the best one you will ever lay your sweet puppy dog eyes on. I am only asking $135,000!! Now that is a bargain right dare now. I know you are asking yourself how is he lettin' dat thang go for so cheap. Well... I don't need it. The powers of the good Lord healed me and I don't need CPAP anymore. So if you want this thang you best hurry up because it is going to sale FAST!!!!!

Thank ya now

[houstonrockets83]

Would you take 100,000 even?

[Sleeprider]

I kin hardly wait. I just talked to some Nigerian prince, and he promises my $12,000,000 is in the mail, and I only had to pay him $2000 shipping and handling. Soon as my check cashes, I'm gettin' this high falutin' fancy blower. I'm a hopin' you'll wait.

I heared that beer can work to clean a machine. I know you done a good job, but I'm fixing to red up this machine proper.

[CaptainRaven40]

Would you take 100,000 even?

Naw, naw I couldn't be going down dat low on her. She is a fine machine. I am going to have stand firm where I am at now.

[CaptainRaven40]

I kin hardly wait. I just talked to some Nigerian prince, and he promises my $12,000,000 is in the mail, and I only had to pay him $2000 shipping and handling. Soon as my check cashes, I'm gettin' this high falutin' fancy blower. I'm a hopin' you'll wait.

I heared that beer can work to clean a machine. I know you done a good job, but I'm fixing to red up this machine proper.

I can't promise ya nothin' but iffen I still have the machine once you get yer monies we can do some talkin'. And oh yeah cleanin' dat tank out on the regular with some natural light. And occasionally a little mad dog 20/20 if I am want to splurge on it.

[DWaldman]

I found the best way to keep my machine clean and sanitary is to fill the humidifier with 'shine. That kills all the boogers nice and proper. Haven't used the camo' duck tape on mine, but the silver stuff I use is NASCAR approved.

[CaptainRaven40]

I found the best way to keep my machine clean and sanitary is to fill the humidifier with 'shine. That kills all the boogers nice and proper. Haven't used the camo' duck tape on mine, but the silver stuff I use is NASCAR approved.

You are a fine example of a great CPAP user and are sharing some amazing tips to the community!

[Lucyhere]

I have a brand spakin' new AirSense 10 AutoSet CPAP Machine with HumidAir Heated Humidifier for sale here. It has only been used 600 hours and kept in a home with 5 dogs, 6 cats, and 5 smokers in the home. Now I know you are thinkin' to yourself man this is some awesome gear to be had right dare. I will even throw in my optilife masked that has only been used for the last year every night, but I gave it a thorough cleaning' once. So it is like nothin' ever happened to it. It was a little yeller in color so I went on ahead and slapped some white paint on it to give it that nice clean fresh look. I also sprayed it down with some bleach to give it a nice clean smell. Now the filter in this thing is brand new too. Only been used for 600 hours. I took it out and flicked it off once then cleaned it off while I was taking my weekly shower. It even comes with that new fangled heated hose. Now that thing is REAL nice. The duct tape on it has held up pretty good sealing up those holes that came with it. I put on some new camo colored duct tape on it so it is looking like the Cadillac of hoses. The humidifier tank on this puppy is like no one has ever even looked at it. That's how nice it is. I used my good ol' sharpie and drew the lines back on and had to fix up the word Max on it. But hell it looks brand new even if my shaky hands helped it out. Now I know you are wantin' this APAP machine bad because it is probably the best one you will ever lay your sweet puppy dog eyes on. I am only asking $135,000!! Now that is a bargain right dare now. I know you are asking yourself how is he lettin' dat thang go for so cheap. Well... I don't need it. The powers of the good Lord healed me and I don't need CPAP anymore. So if you want this thang you best hurry up because it is going to sale FAST!!!!!

Thank ya now

[Lucyhere]

I have a brand spakin' new AirSense 10 AutoSet CPAP Machine with HumidAir Heated Humidifier for sale here. It has only been used 600 hours and kept in a home with 5 dogs, 6 cats, and 5 smokers in the home. Now I know you are thinkin' to yourself man this is some awesome gear to be had right dare. I will even throw in my optilife masked that has only been used for the last year every night, but I gave it a thorough cleaning' once. So it is like nothin' ever happened to it. It was a little yeller in color so I went on ahead and slapped some white paint on it to give it that nice clean fresh look. I also sprayed it down with some bleach to give it a nice clean smell. Now the filter in this thing is brand new too. Only been used for 600 hours. I took it out and flicked it off once then cleaned it off while I was taking my weekly shower. It even comes with that new fangled heated hose. Now that thing is REAL nice. The duct tape on it has held up pretty good sealing up those holes that came with it. I put on some new camo colored duct tape on it so it is looking like the Cadillac of hoses. The humidifier tank on this puppy is like no one has ever even looked at it. That's how nice it is. I used my good ol' sharpie and drew the lines back on and had to fix up the word Max on it. But hell it looks brand new even if my shaky hands helped it out. Now I know you are wantin' this APAP machine bad because it is probably the best one you will ever lay your sweet puppy dog eyes on. I am only asking $135,000!! Now that is a bargain right dare now. I know you are asking yourself how is he lettin' dat thang go for so cheap. Well... I don't need it. The powers of the good Lord healed me and I don't need CPAP anymore. So if you want this thang you best hurry up because it is going to sale FAST!!!!!

Thank ya now

Now that right there is a bargain that I don't want to miss out on! Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee, if you can find it in your heart, PM me your address so that I can send you a check Fed X, and thank you so very much! Good one!

[CaptainRaven40]

I have a brand spakin' new AirSense 10 AutoSet CPAP Machine with HumidAir Heated Humidifier for sale here. It has only been used 600 hours and kept in a home with 5 dogs, 6 cats, and 5 smokers in the home. Now I know you are thinkin' to yourself man this is some awesome gear to be had right dare. I will even throw in my optilife masked that has only been used for the last year every night, but I gave it a thorough cleaning' once. So it is like nothin' ever happened to it. It was a little yeller in color so I went on ahead and slapped some white paint on it to give it that nice clean fresh look. I also sprayed it down with some bleach to give it a nice clean smell. Now the filter in this thing is brand new too. Only been used for 600 hours. I took it out and flicked it off once then cleaned it off while I was taking my weekly shower. It even comes with that new fangled heated hose. Now that thing is REAL nice. The duct tape on it has held up pretty good sealing up those holes that came with it. I put on some new camo colored duct tape on it so it is looking like the Cadillac of hoses. The humidifier tank on this puppy is like no one has ever even looked at it. That's how nice it is. I used my good ol' sharpie and drew the lines back on and had to fix up the word Max on it. But hell it looks brand new even if my shaky hands helped it out. Now I know you are wantin' this APAP machine bad because it is probably the best one you will ever lay your sweet puppy dog eyes on. I am only asking $135,000!! Now that is a bargain right dare now. I know you are asking yourself how is he lettin' dat thang go for so cheap. Well... I don't need it. The powers of the good Lord healed me and I don't need CPAP anymore. So if you want this thang you best hurry up because it is going to sale FAST!!!!!

Thank ya now

Now that right there is a bargain that I don't want to miss out on! Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee, if you can find it in your heart, PM me your address so that I can send you a check Fed X, and thank you so very much! Good one!

I don't work with them FED X people no more. One time they gave me the stank eye so I only use that there UPS. Tried and true.

[chunkyfrog]

Damn, I been sittin' here gigglin' so hard my water done broke-and I ain't even preggers.

[CaptainRaven40]

Damn, I been sittin' here gigglin' so hard my water done broke-and I ain't even preggers.

Lmao!! Now that literally made me laugh out loud and almost spewed water out of my mouth.

[sleepylynn]

Y'all, I'm brand new around these parts, and this here chat reassures me that I'm among "my" people. Especially the part about the 'shine in the water tank.

[CaptainRaven40]

Y'all, I'm brand new around these parts, and this here chat reassures me that I'm among "my" people. Especially the part about the 'shine in the water tank.

If you can't laugh what's the point? Or that's how I see it. I can't go through life not laughing. It may not be everyone's kind of humor, but it made me laugh writing and hoped others might as well. We have a lot of seriousness on here and I am serious so I wanted to break my seriousness with and use all of the people trying to "sell" things on here and have a little laugh at it. Hopefully I didn't offend anyone or many people.

[Zoopshine]

Shudda just had the dogs lick that there clean, THEN rinsed with shine. *nods sagely*

*cue banjo*