O/T: The Recession Hits EVERYBODY............

[TOken]

How Rodney Dangerfield would sum it up:


The Recession hits everybody......

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford
batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!


And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

[Julie]

Only from TO!

[ResmedUser]

Yeah its time for a second revolutionary war IMO.

Mikey

[ResmedUser]

Check this out, its called Project Appleseed. Women and kids and active duty military attend free.

http://www.appleseedinfo.org/

[BlackSpinner]

Yeah its time for a second revolutionary war IMO.

Mikey

You gonna drive the truck?

[ResmedUser]

Yeah its time for a second revolutionary war IMO.

Mikey

You gonna drive the truck?

No, but I am seriously thinking of joining Project Appleseed.

Mikey

[ResmedUser]

Blackspinner, you could attend Appleseed events for free. We welcome everybody, its not just for men there are lots of women involved in it. People who are FED UP with the way the current America is going. Away from its original roots, towards socialism and lack of individualism and lack of freedom. I think there are now Appleseed events in Canada...if not there are lots of them in the extreme northern border states. Women attend FREE!

Check it out. You would be welcome. You might learn a lot as well.It is an apolitical organization and teaches basic rifle marksmanship along with American revolutionary war history in a way that is not taught in American public schools anymore, without modern era political correctness. The leader, a guy named Jack Dailey, holds a JD from Northwestern. Its a growing movement in America and is not a militia.

Mikey

[BlackSpinner]

No, but I am seriously thinking of joining Project Appleseed.

Mikey

Good - that should be the end of that stupidity. You joining will destroy them.

[scrapper]

How Rodney Dangerfield would sum it up:


The Recession hits everybody......

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford
batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!


And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Very Cute.........thank you for sharing TOken!

[BlackSpinner]

Blackspinner, you could attend Appleseed events for free. We welcome everybody, its not just for men there are lots of women involved in it. People who are FED UP with the way the current America is going. Away from its original roots, towards socialism and lack of individualism and lack of freedom. I think there are now Appleseed events in Canada...if not there are lots of them in the extreme northern border states. Women attend FREE!

Check it out. You would be welcome. You might learn a lot as well.

Mikey

Whoopy! Long live the Communist party!

[ResmedUser]

Blackspinner, you could attend Appleseed events for free. We welcome everybody, its not just for men there are lots of women involved in it. People who are FED UP with the way the current America is going. Away from its original roots, towards socialism and lack of individualism and lack of freedom. I think there are now Appleseed events in Canada...if not there are lots of them in the extreme northern border states. Women attend FREE!

Check it out. You would be welcome. You might learn a lot as well.

Mikey

Whoopy! Long live the Communist party!

Are you really a communist? Or just telling me that to get me mad?

If you are really a communist, you should attend an Appleseed event and we would change your thinking. Appleseed is VERY popular in CPAP.com's home state of Texas, also. AS is spreading everywhere in the USA like wildfire. Lots of Americans have written off the two major American political parties and are seriously looking for a third option.

Mikey

[ResmedUser]

I see lots of weekend AS events in the upper Great Lakes states and also in the extreme northern Montana area. Also a lot in Maine and New England. You are in Quebec? All you have to do is drive down to the border for a weekend and attend. You could go free because you are female. You would be changed, literally.

Mikey

[BlackSpinner]

Are you really a communist? Or just telling me that to get me mad?

If you are really a communist, you should attend an Appleseed event and we would change your thinking. Appleseed is VERY popular in CPAP.com's home state of Texas, also. AS is spreading everywhere in the USA like wildfire. Lots of Americans have written off the two major American political parties and are seriously looking for a third option.

Mikey

Grandfather was a communist union organizer and resistance fighter in the 30-40's, Uncles same, mother same. Besides what should I care about idiot americans shooting themselves in the foot? We can just build a wall to keep them out.
You are arguing with a long time feminist lesbian communist political agitator mikey boy. Go and run from the Reptiles and UFO's kid.

[ResmedUser]

Are you really a communist? Or just telling me that to get me mad?

If you are really a communist, you should attend an Appleseed event and we would change your thinking. Appleseed is VERY popular in CPAP.com's home state of Texas, also. AS is spreading everywhere in the USA like wildfire. Lots of Americans have written off the two major American political parties and are seriously looking for a third option.

Mikey

Grandfather was a communist union organizer and resistance fighter in the 30-40's, Uncles same, mother same. Besides what should I care about idiot americans shooting themselves in the foot? We can just build a wall to keep them out.
You are arguing with a long time feminist lesbian communist political agitator mikey boy. Go and run from the Reptiles and UFO's kid.

AS welcomes feminist lesbian political agitators btw. We welcome all people who want to attend. As long as you are safe at the range. I suspect you might come away a changed woman.

Mikey

[ResmedUser]

Blackspinner, let me ask you a simple question.

Do you believe in personal responsibility? Yes or no?

Do you believe others should be responsible for your welfare? Yes or no?

Mikey