Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

[Jaylee]

I miss all the fun that was had before Uggy and I had to start behaving ourselves.

And where has Femmy been lately?

[scrapper]

Also, what has happened to Laura????

[Jaylee]

I haven't seen Laura for a long time.

Are you still single, Scrapper? I am.

There has to be some single men around here.

[Kahfree]

I haven't seen Laura for a long time.

Are you still single, Scrapper? I am.

There has to be some single men around here.

LOL you could start a dating forum for Cpap users.

[jules]

LOL you could start a dating forum for Cpap users.

you haven't been around here long have you?

[Jaylee]

Yeah we tried that once, it didn't work out. Everyone here is married, except for me and Scrapper.

[SleepingUgly]

If this thread goes in the direction the old thread did, make sure you rename the thread something like "OT: Perverts Only" or something like that. That way the people who might be tempted to complain about the content have no one to blame but themselves for reading it.

[Jaylee]

What if I don't want a pervert.

[SleepingUgly]

LOL you could start a dating forum for Cpap users.

Yes, the double meaning of "hose" would lend itself well to a name for such a group.

[SleepingUgly]

What if I don't want a pervert.

I meant it should be titled something like "Perverts Only Read This" so the folks who will read all 20 pages of it and then turn around and say the posting of such content is inappropriate can only blame themselves for reading it.

If you title it that, EVERYONE will read it, not just the perverts.

[Jaylee]

Someone here sent me his hose once.

[Jaylee]

Now that I think about it, he had the biggest hose I have ever seen.

[brain_cloud]

Now that I think about it, he had the biggest hose I have ever seen.

Thank you, my dear. Nature, ever parsimonious according to the poets, always provides the efficient means for every end, and never supplies less than is required for the job to hand.

[chunkyfrog]

The same can be said for equipment of the distaff side.
Ever grateful to NOT be gratuitously endowed. froggy.

[Jaylee]

Now that I think about it, he had the biggest hose I have ever seen.

Thank you, my dear. Nature, ever parsimonious according to the poets, always provides the efficient means for every end, and never supplies less than is required for the job to hand.

It is getting very warm in here. Your vocabulary, it does bad things to me Dr. Cloudy.