New HyStyle Mask!!!!

[mikemoran]

Can't wait until they come out with the HyLite beer flavored mask. If your last name is Miller the marketing should be a breeze.

[GoofyUT]

We here at the marketing department of the NEW HyStyle Universal interface are pleased and gratified to note the excitement our new product launch has generated in the community of those with hose in their heads!!!

We understand that many of your are perpetually cranky from having slept poorly, BUT ALL THAT'S GONNA CHANGE SOON!!! In the meantime, please remember that we can't supply EVERYTHING so items like Vaseline, moleskin, carpet tacks, mayonnaise, roofing cement, epoxy, Silastic, Elmer's glue, carpet tape, mollie bolts, Sex Wax and the like you're just going to have to provide yourselves.

Having said that, HyStyle is pleased to announce its new "FUN" series of interfaces!!! You all know just how fun-loving and ZANY folks with OSA are, and we're here to make sure that, in the world of xPAP, THE FUN JUST NEVER STOPS!!!!

To that end, HyStyle announces its "Hot Babes" series of masks! New models can make you look just like Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, J-Lo, Paris Hilton or Catherine Zeta-whatever. See the SPARKS FLY in your bedroom the first night that you put one of these babies on!!!

For those interested in the world of sports, we're launching our "Wheaties" collection that includes interfaces modelled after Mike Tyson, Peyton Manning, A-Rod, Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, Shaquille O'Neal, and new for 2006, Zinedine Zidan!! Watch for our upcoming NASCAR series. It'll get your motors started!

Our "Dead Presidents" series will arrive on the shelves of your buddies, our DME network in time for the fall election season. Ever wanted to be Dick Nixon, LBJ or Ronald Reagan? YOU'RE TIME HAS COME!!!

We here at HyStyle leave work EVERY DAY with our sides splitting from all the laughter and mirth that we have in anticipating your needs and sharing your fun!! We SO LOOK FORWARD to our continued partnership with all of you with hose in your heads!

The HyStyle Marketing Team

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[Pad A Cheek]

Seems like an old Halloween mask could sport new uses, just hook up the hose to the appropriate opening, (based on your preferences of course.)

Just coat the inside with Tincture of Benzoin before you apply the mask to your face or you would surely get air blowing in your eyes as it makes its escape through the eye holes.

What a picture.

Happy hosing.
Karen

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[roztom]

This esteemed group is definitely sliding down a slippery slope.

Tom

[Offerocker]

Can't wait until they come out with the HyLite beer flavored mask. If your last name is Miller the marketing should be a breeze.

......... Or Peroni !!!

This esteemed group is definitely sliding down a slippery slope.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE ! ! ! ! !

[birdshell]

Top ten reasons to buy a HyStyle mask from GoofyUT:

10. Lifetime guarantee

9. No nares = No problem

8. For your convenience; pantyhose available from restedgal.com

7. S & H a low, low $1,000

6. Two words: “dishwasher safe”

5. Makes a great Halloween costume.

4. Avoid troublesome co-pay: NO insurance accepted

3. So sexy your bed partner attacks!

2. Circumvents evil DME’s

2. Those nasty velcro burns!

1. Great Salt Lake mineral packet included FREE with every order

[Bookbear]

This esteemed group is definitely sliding down a slippery slope.

Tom

Or, as we say in soCal.....sliding down the razor blade of life.......

[Offerocker]

Top ten reasons to buy a HyStyle mask from GoofyUT:

Do you think this would make Dave Letterman's Top 10 List?