CPAP for Fun and Profit (Things been way to serious lately)

Insurance not paying for your AutoPAP? Has your DME completely drained you? Mask collection forcing you to take on a third mortgage? Well here are just a few ideas for ways you can use your CPAP to give you some financial therapy and help inflate your wallet:

OSA Tan and Beauty Spa – Just get a nozzle for your hose and add tanning solution to your humidifier and spray paint on that “Just from Jamaica” look. Your neighbors will be flocking to your home salon to get their tan on. Use low pressure to give them a glow, or crank the pressure all the way up for that nice “Basking in the Sahara” brown. Swap out tanning mixture for sand and voila you can offer micro-derm abrasions too. Angelina will have nothing on the lips you can give them with your Oracle mask.

Mr. Air Franchise – Practical convenience is what you will find with the Mr. Air Mobile Pneumatic Service. No longer will your neighbors have to wait in line at the gas station to get to the air hose. Nor will Johnny have to search through the garage for that missing bicycle pump. Just a quick call to Mr. Air and he will be at your doorstep ready to blow. Inflation is just a phone call away.

Clown Supply – Convert your garage into a balloon warehouse. No more risk of your local Bozos turning red and passing out in front of the kiddies with you in the neighborhood. Save all those clowns from rupturing their lungs by providing pre-blown balloons for sculpting. Add a little red paint and some glitter and those used masks of yours will fly off the shelf.

Door to Door Computer Cleaning – Take a look at your keyboard right now. Bet it could use some major dust removal. If your keyboard is that bad just think what the insides of your computer look like. Talk about an instant market, just one more place no one thinks about. With your Dust Eliminator 2000, (the CPAP the Insurance company originally stuck your with), in hand you show up at their door and blast away those techno dust bunnies for a nominal charge.

These are just a few of the many home businesses available to hose heads who want to blow some money back into their bank accounts. Feel free to submit your potential businesses.

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Carolyn

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Did you know:

Your CPAP hose works great on any Makita ROS sander for connecting it to a standard shopvac? Yes, no adapter is needed, just remove the dust bag, connnect the hose and push the other end into your Fein or shopvac, you can now sand inside dust free