Muffy wrote:Where's my (your) graphs?
Oh, OK, no problem. I'll take care of it right away.SaltLakeJan wrote:Edward is my new data clerk - blame all errors on him.
EDWARD YOU IDIOT!! I SENT YOU OUT FOR GRAPHS AND YOU COME BACK WITH NUMBERS?!! I DON'T WANT NUMBERS!! IF I WANTED NUMBERS, I WOULD HAVE SAID, "EDWARD, GET ME NUMBERS!!" DID I SAY, "EDWARD, GET ME NUMBERS!!"? NO!? THEN WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME !*#%ING NUMBERS? IF I WANTED !*#%ING NUMBERS THEN I WOULD HAVE SAID "EDWARD, GET ME SOME !*#%ING NUMBERS!" BUT I DIDN'T, DID I? SO STOP WITH THE !*#%ING NUMBERS AND GET ME THE !*#%ING GRAPHS!!
BTW Jan, did you have a pleasant Mother's Day? I sure did, it was a beautiful day here, spent a lot of time outside, planted a few flowers, did a little light pruning and ripped out two tree stumps. Well, that was really all the same project. I planted the flowers in the early morning, but wouldn't you know it, by 10 AM they were covered by the shade from two big cedar trees! OK, no problem, a little pruning, and there! My new little children were back in the warm sunshine!!
Then about 2 PM, I went back out, and my poor children were again cloaked in darkness! Fine I said, and proceeded to take off a couple of branches. Great. See? Muffy can deal with adversity! No problem! Things are much better with the new medication!
But then at 5 o'clock THOSE !*#%ING TREES WERE KILLING MY PLANTS AGAIN! "OH YEAH?" I SAID AND WITH THAT I GRABBED THE OL' HUSQVARNA CHAIN SAW AND SAID "JUST WHAT THE !*#% IS YOUR PROBLEM THAT YOU CAN'T PUT A 'U' AFTER THE 'Q'" SO INSTEAD I SMASHED THE CHAINSAW TO BITS WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER AND RAMMED THE SILVERADO AT ABOUT 50 MILES AN HOUR INTO THOSE !*#%ING TREES 42 TIMES UNTIL THEY UNROOTED...
...and now my little babies are back in the sunlight again!
So what did you do?
Muffy