OT - Happy Turkey Day!

Some turkey day humor brought to you by PETA

(People Eating Tasty Animals)

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast,
they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, ' Bugger the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
kitchen?!'

Little Billy asks his dad for a TV in his room. Dad reluctantly
agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love
juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just
sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says, 'So what were you
watching?' Billy says, 'Wimbledon.'

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband, 'I look
horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your
eyesight is perfect.'

Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face
or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of
humour!'

An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife
leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what
do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your
hearing aid.'

Snoredog wrote:Some turkey day humor brought to you by PETA

(People Eating Tasty Animals)

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast,
they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, ' Bugger the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
kitchen?!'

Little Billy asks his dad for a TV in his room. Dad reluctantly
agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love
juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just
sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says, 'So what were you
watching?' Billy says, 'Wimbledon.'

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband, 'I look
horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your
eyesight is perfect.'

Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face
or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of
humour!'

An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife
leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what
do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your
hearing aid.'

Thanks for the laugh! Happy T-Day

Happy thanksgiving to all!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd4h5xKLGuE

Brenda

Thanks for sharing, SnoreDog!!! You really do love us women, don't you?? Hopefully you are a bachelor?? Happy Thanksgiving, you ole reprobate, you! ENJOY!

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Postby Snoredog on Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:00 am

Good God man, were you trying to sneak up on the Yams????

Happy Turkey Day!!!!

Hi and appy Turky Day back to you and all others!
Hey go take a listen just found this music sight.
http://drop.io/waterlily

It was another turkey day in Colorado.
Some folks had some folks from TX, you know, up for dinner.
You know how everything in TX is really, really big.....
well, one of the guests was maybe, the biggest person,
ever, from TX.
Well, long story short, he ate WAY too much, of everything,
and died.

They tried and tried and looked and looked,
to find something big enough to bury this guy in....
but couldn't find anything....so......

finally, they gave him an enima and buried him in a shoe box.

Happy Thanksgiving to one and all!!

I know for me one thing I am grateful for (among other things) is this wonderful site!! Without it I wouldn't know some of the greatest people on this planet!!

I like being a Yahoo!!

Snoredog wrote:Some turkey day humor brought to you by PETA

(People Eating Tasty Animals)

That would be this site: (it really exists)

http://www.mtd.com/tasty/


Happy Thanksgiving, all.

Eat good, sleep well.

Den

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Save a Turkey, Eat a ham!!

Jerry

6PtStar wrote:HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Save a Turkey, Eat a ham!!

Jerry

We're having BOTH.

Den

Yeah!!! Happy Thanksgiving to all of you over there

DSM

Wulfman wrote:

6PtStar wrote:HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Save a Turkey, Eat a ham!!

Jerry

We're having BOTH.

Den

In other words, you're so tight the best you could do today is TurkeyHam?

I haven't been able to touch that stuff since I graduated from college....

Happy T-Day Everyone!

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Postby Snoredog on Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:00 am

Good God man, were you trying to sneak up on the Yams????

Happy Turkey Day!!!!

and I was still up before you

of course I don't know if that is good or not, actually slept pretty good last night woke up no alarm. All I gots to do is deep-fry
a turkey and that only takes about 45-minutes.

Snoredog wrote:of course I don't know if that is good or not, actually slept pretty good last night woke up no alarm. All I gots to do is deep-fry
a turkey and that only takes about 45-minutes.

Happy T day