Exercises can cure Obstructive Sleep Apnea.

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:59 pm

Goofproof wrote:He dosen't need proof, he just needs $20.

Not to start a price war, but...

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Goofproof · Post by **Goofproof** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:06 pm

-SWS wrote:
Goofproof wrote:He dosen't need proof, he just needs $20.
Not to start a price war, but...

Secret Anti-Apnea Meditation Techniques Revealed!!!
NOW ONLY $10!!!! PayPal Accepted!!!!

Plus Shipping and handling, another $10 of course!:lol: Jim

DreamStalker · Post by **DreamStalker** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:19 pm

But wait that's not all!

If you send the $20 right now, he'll send you a second set of exercise absolutely free ... that's two sets for the price of one!

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:32 pm

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So act now... or forever snore!!!

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ZIFF · Post by **ZIFF** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:38 pm

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:44 pm

Thanks, Ziff.

Was this the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZZgzzm_Mg

crossfit · Post by **crossfit** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:31 pm

You know, I really feel bad for the guy. He was treated as he deserves however, he is probably going to die soon of sleep apnea. It will look like a heart attack most likely but his heart will be weak from the untreated OSA. I am almost tempted to buy his exercises just to see what they are and how they compare to the free ones posted here. Also to see if he really would give me my money back. That would definately be telling.

jnk · Post by **jnk** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:26 am

SWS, I'm very intrigued by your anti-apnea meditation techniques, but I don't have a PayPal account. How can I get you my $10? Do you accept cash?

And BTW, if we're discussing anecdotal evidence, I once cured my nosebleed with a neck tourniquet.

jnk

danmc · Post by **danmc** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:50 am

I believe Rich, don't go!

Can you send me the exercises with my guarantee that I'll send you 20 bux if they work?

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:53 am

jnk wrote:SWS, I'm very intrigued by your anti-apnea meditation techniques, but I don't have a PayPal account. How can I get you my $10? Do you accept cash?

It's no small coincidence that I'm selling PayPal accounts as well...

jnk wrote:And BTW, if we're discussing anecdotal evidence, I once cured my nosebleed with a neck tourniquet.

Hey! Now there's a fine example of using creativity to get at the root of a problem.

danmc · Post by **danmc** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:08 am

I know its a cliche but as an Aussie I have played a didge, well I thought it was playing but it was more of a giant rasberry.

Seriously though, they hand us one when we are born and that is our sacred didge for the rest of our lives. If we lose it we are fed to the kangaroos. My doctor can attest to this as he is an authentic aussie and he gave me mine.

Rich, if you send me 20 bux I will send you 7 secrets of didge playing known only to authentic Australians, plus if you send me another 20 bux I will send you your first 20 bux back immediately even if you are satisfied. We call this our 20/20 guarantee of satisfaction.

If you send me a further twenty bux, not only will I send you the seven secrets of didge playing known only to authentic Australians, I will also send you seven secrets of playing the cpap tube just like a didge.

Of course then our double 20/20 satisfaction guarantee applies in this case, so if you send me the first 20, plus the next 20 for the satisfaction guarantee as well as the 20 for the secrets of cpap hose playing plus the 20 for the double 20/20 satisfaction guarantee, we will send you twenty back immediately even if you are completely satisfied.

Think about it, that means you send me twenty and I send you twenty back - thats 14 secrets free right!

You may wonder how us Aussies can afford to give you 14 secrets for free. Well, if you send me a further 20 I can let you in on the 7 secrets of sending secrets for free at a profit...

mellabella · Post by **mellabella** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:28 am

Can you throw in a free koala bear? From what I hear, y'all down under consider them vermin anyway so surely it wouldn't be too much to spare....

Let me know when the first double-blind, peer reviewed studies come out on those digerdidoos....just because I think they would be really fun to read.

danmc · Post by **danmc** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:40 am

For an extra twenty per Koala I can throw in not one but two totally free Koala bears (you need two but three is too many as they hunt in packs and will mercilessly hunt anything that smells like eucalyptus) For a further twenty (per Koala) we will include the seven secrets of training Koala bears to play Didgeredoo. Entertain your guests for hours with your totally free Didgeredooing Koala's (not recommended for guests that smell like eucalyptus).

We also recommend our patented Koala bear removal tool.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:57 am

danmc wrote:For an extra twenty per Koala I can throw in not one but two totally free Koala bears (you need two but three is too many as they hunt in packs and will mercilessly hunt anything that smells like eucalyptus) For a further twenty (per Koala) we will include the seven secrets of training Koala bears to play Didgeredoo. Entertain your guests for hours with your totally free Didgeredooing Koala's (not recommended for guests that smell like eucalyptus).

We also recommend our patented Koala bear removal tool.

Oh crap...I'd have to hide the CALM scent in my Pursleep oils collection.

As long as the koala isn't playing didgeredoo to treat its own sleep disordered breathing....the last thing I need is a koala that snores like a freight train because it refuses to hose up since its apnea has been "cured" by rigorous ethnic music practice....

danmc · Post by **danmc** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:17 am

LOL

If you are concerned about the eucalyptus I can do you a very good deal on Kangaroos.

However, be assured! Purchase of our patented koala removal tool will allow you to easily lever your koala off any eucalyptus scented object it attaches to in less than 40 simple steps and with much less use of firearms than traditional marsupial manipulation methods.

(Not guaranteed for human heads or beagles. Batteries, electrodes and firearms not included)

(not guaranteed to work on infestations of more than one koala. Must not be used on echidnas)