Estate Planning

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Estate Planning

Post by roster » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:21 am

Estate Planning

When Joe found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his Stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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Post by Slinky » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:56 am

Darn right we are, Rooster!!! Thanks for the chuckle this morning. We even have sun shining in mid-Michigan already today!!! AND I HAVE MY DESKTOP BACK FROM MY 'PUTER GURU!

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Post by yorkiemum01 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:07 am

Good one...tx for sharing!

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Post by dieselgal » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:49 am

You know they say that if you marry for money you earn EVERY penny!
It would be my luck I would marry some mean old ugly slug that was about to die and he would end up outliving me!

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Post by SteveB » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:45 am

I plan to give my kids something really importantto fight over.
THE BILLS .
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Post by deerslayer » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:44 pm

u know what they say "blood is thicker than water & $$ is thicker than blood

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