The Official CPAP Song
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rested gal
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- Location: Tennessee
Just sit right down and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip
That started at a sleep center,
with a night time blip.
The tech was a handy wire man,
He hooked me up in style
A zillion wires were attached to me
For an eight hour trial.
An eight hour trial.
The evening started kinda strange
They ordered me to bed.
If not for the wires that kept me tied
I’d have run away instead.
I’d have run away instead.
The tech told me to try and sleep, turned out the light and left
With wired head
My ankle too
My belly strapped, and my chest
A cpap thing
Mask on my nose, and a rubber hose
Here in sleep study hell.
....... more to follow, maybe
a tale of a fateful trip
That started at a sleep center,
with a night time blip.
The tech was a handy wire man,
He hooked me up in style
A zillion wires were attached to me
For an eight hour trial.
An eight hour trial.
The evening started kinda strange
They ordered me to bed.
If not for the wires that kept me tied
I’d have run away instead.
I’d have run away instead.
The tech told me to try and sleep, turned out the light and left
With wired head
My ankle too
My belly strapped, and my chest
A cpap thing
Mask on my nose, and a rubber hose
Here in sleep study hell.
....... more to follow, maybe
Just sit right down and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip
That started at a sleep center,
with a night time blip.
The tech was a handy wire man,
He hooked me up in style
A zillion wires were attached to me
For an eight hour trial.
An eight hour trial.
The evening started kinda strange
They ordered me to bed.
If not for the wires that kept me tied
I’d have run away instead.
I’d have run away instead.
The tech told me to try and sleep, turned out the light and left
With wired head
My ankle too
My belly strapped, and my chest
A cpap thing
Mask on my nose, and a rubber hose
Here in sleep study hell.
So this is the tale of my test from hell,
Was there for a long long time.
I’d have to try and sleep with this or
fail and lose my mind.
The first part was without a mask
To sleep the hours through
To see if I have this apnea thing
And snore like a fool.
No phones, no lights, no remote control,
No convenient place to pee
Like Frankenstein or a poor test rat
It’s a freaky way to be.
So lie right here and dare to sleep
Will they hear me if I yell,
All night in this godforsaken place
Here in sleep study hell.
.....best I could do on short notice.
Linda
a tale of a fateful trip
That started at a sleep center,
with a night time blip.
The tech was a handy wire man,
He hooked me up in style
A zillion wires were attached to me
For an eight hour trial.
An eight hour trial.
The evening started kinda strange
They ordered me to bed.
If not for the wires that kept me tied
I’d have run away instead.
I’d have run away instead.
The tech told me to try and sleep, turned out the light and left
With wired head
My ankle too
My belly strapped, and my chest
A cpap thing
Mask on my nose, and a rubber hose
Here in sleep study hell.
So this is the tale of my test from hell,
Was there for a long long time.
I’d have to try and sleep with this or
fail and lose my mind.
The first part was without a mask
To sleep the hours through
To see if I have this apnea thing
And snore like a fool.
No phones, no lights, no remote control,
No convenient place to pee
Like Frankenstein or a poor test rat
It’s a freaky way to be.
So lie right here and dare to sleep
Will they hear me if I yell,
All night in this godforsaken place
Here in sleep study hell.
.....best I could do on short notice.
Linda
Last edited by LDuyer on Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:33 am, edited 1 time in total.
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neversleeps
- Posts: 1141
- Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:06 pm
- Location: Minnesota
Linda,
That was phenomenal!!! I was singing out loud along with BuffaloAl! Dare I say we've found our official CPAP song?!? By george, I think she's got it!
That was phenomenal!!! I was singing out loud along with BuffaloAl! Dare I say we've found our official CPAP song?!? By george, I think she's got it!
Loved the song!!
LDuyer wrote:Just sit right down and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip
That started at a sleep center,
with a night time blip.
The tech was a handy wire man,
He hooked me up in style
A zillion wires were attached to me
For an eight hour trial.
An eight hour trial.
The evening started kinda strange
They ordered me to bed.
If not for the wires that kept me tied
I’d have run away instead.
I’d have run away instead.
The tech told me to try and sleep, turned out the light and left
With wired head
My ankle too
My belly strapped, and my chest
A cpap thing
Mask on my nose, and a rubber hose
Here in sleep study hell.
....... more to follow, maybe
WONDERFUL.....EXCEPT MY TRIAL ENDED UP BEING 6 HOURS AT BEST!!
I LAUGHED AND SANG YOUR SONG OUT LOUD!!
You don't know the worth of something until it is gone. ("Non si conosce il bene se non quando s'e perso.") Italian Proverb
Sleep Study Hell
(sung to the tune of the theme from "Gilligan's Island")
Just sit right down and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip
That started at a sleep center,
with a night time blip.
The tech was a handy wire man,
He hooked me up in style
A zillion wires were attached to me
For an eight hour trial.
An eight hour trial.
The evening started kinda strange
They ordered me to bed.
If not for the wires that kept me tied
I’d have run away instead.
I’d have run away instead.
The tech told me to try and sleep, turned out the light and left
With wired head
My ankle too
My belly strapped, and my chest
A cpap thing
Mask on my nose, and a rubber hose
Here in sleep study hell.
So this is the tale of my test from hell,
Was there for a long long time.
I’d have to try and sleep with this or
fail and lose my mind.
The first part was without a mask
To sleep the hours through
To see if I have this apnea thing
And snore like a fool.
No phones, no lights, no remote control,
No convenient place to pee
Like Frankenstein or a poor test rat
It’s a freaky way to be.
So lie right here and dare to sleep
Will they hear me if I yell,
All night in this godforsaken place
Here in sleep study hell.
(probably still needs fine-tuning)
Linda
(sung to the tune of the theme from "Gilligan's Island")
Just sit right down and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip
That started at a sleep center,
with a night time blip.
The tech was a handy wire man,
He hooked me up in style
A zillion wires were attached to me
For an eight hour trial.
An eight hour trial.
The evening started kinda strange
They ordered me to bed.
If not for the wires that kept me tied
I’d have run away instead.
I’d have run away instead.
The tech told me to try and sleep, turned out the light and left
With wired head
My ankle too
My belly strapped, and my chest
A cpap thing
Mask on my nose, and a rubber hose
Here in sleep study hell.
So this is the tale of my test from hell,
Was there for a long long time.
I’d have to try and sleep with this or
fail and lose my mind.
The first part was without a mask
To sleep the hours through
To see if I have this apnea thing
And snore like a fool.
No phones, no lights, no remote control,
No convenient place to pee
Like Frankenstein or a poor test rat
It’s a freaky way to be.
So lie right here and dare to sleep
Will they hear me if I yell,
All night in this godforsaken place
Here in sleep study hell.
(probably still needs fine-tuning)
Linda