Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:53 pm
*Innocent look*
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Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:02 pm
nope! i'm as clueless as usual.
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:05 pm
Do a search on the phrase "It wasn't worth distinguishing", make note of who said it and what the context was.
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:07 pm
frankly, not that bothered.Dog Slobber wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:05 pmDo a search on the phrase "It wasn't worth distinguishing", make note of who said it and what the context was.
edit: i have now seen it, but out of sequence.
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. I think it worked.
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:35 pm
Don't Inhale, you will end up like the man who tried to do CPR on a drowned man in the ocean. A passer-by added some help by suggesting the drowned man first needed to be pulled onto the beach. The guy doing the CPR was only making the ocean level drop. JimDog Slobber wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:03 amNext time, instead of using a syringe, suck on the enema hose. That way, you'll be just like your post, full of crap.metallikat36 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:54 pmThe scientist in me had a funny idea to combat aerophagia. Attach a syringe to the end of an enema tube and stick it you-know-where.
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:40 pm
DUMB, CRAZY, and DANGEROUS!
considering all that, maybe not so funny.
considering all that, maybe not so funny.
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:14 am
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:42 am
Don't know what it says about me that I have found this thread entertaining.
On an oh-so-unflattering note, I used to have horrible belly bloating with all my digestive issues. Worked in a hospital emergency department on night shift and the nurse was always threatening to take me in the back room and insert a rectal tube so I could get some relief. I don't see inserting the enema tube of any more danger than that which normally exists when preparing for an enema. Don't see the need for suction though. If the hose opening hits a pocket of air it will release with no provocation. If you suction where there is no air pocket, I'd think one might find the tubing soon clogged.
On an oh-so-unflattering note, I used to have horrible belly bloating with all my digestive issues. Worked in a hospital emergency department on night shift and the nurse was always threatening to take me in the back room and insert a rectal tube so I could get some relief. I don't see inserting the enema tube of any more danger than that which normally exists when preparing for an enema. Don't see the need for suction though. If the hose opening hits a pocket of air it will release with no provocation. If you suction where there is no air pocket, I'd think one might find the tubing soon clogged.
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:32 pm
Ya know, that was exactly my point earlier...
The syringe idea was just... ill thought out.
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:25 pm
Clearly, this forum is the place to get all the help you need. You just have to arsek.
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:28 pm
As for all the unsolicited puns, I think we really shouldn't scrape this particular barrel any further, because we've already reached the bottom.
Seriusly though, it has to stop, for the sake of our souls.
I'll be here all week, folks.
Seriusly though, it has to stop, for the sake of our souls.
I'll be here all week, folks.
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:44 pm
I thought the bottom was the END of the problem. But I see it was the thinking from the TOP that was full of stinky air. JimSteve of Cornubia wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:28 pmAs for all the unsolicited puns, I think we really shouldn't scrape this particular barrel any further, because we've already reached the bottom.
Seriusly though, it has to stop, for the sake of our souls.
I'll be here all week, folks.
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:14 am
How CHEEKY of you to say. I really think its time to put this thread BEHIND us.Goofproof wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:44 pmSteve of Cornubia wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:28 pmAs for all the unsolicited puns, I think we really shouldn't scrape this particular barrel any further, because we've already reached the bottom.
Seriusly though, it has to stop, for the sake of our souls.
I'll be here all week, folks.
I thought the bottom was the END of the problem. But I see it was the thinking from the TOP that was full of stinky air. Jim
Re: I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:10 am
Yeah, suck it up.Cynmatthes wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:14 am
How CHEEKY of you to say. I really think its time to put this thread BEHIND us.