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meister · Post by **meister** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:23 pm

Did you ever notice how curious people are, especially women?
Why do mostly women post stuff on this board? Do the men just
give up and not seek help?

Liam1965 · Post by **Liam1965** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:36 pm

You don't know the half of it. I have to get in touch with my feminine side each time I go to post, or I'd never do it.

It's a pain, because it's hidden under a huge layer of facial hair and bodily odors and other trappings of masculinity, but it's there.

Liam, who likes, er, TOUCHING his female side.

Ionizer · Post by **Ionizer** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:37 pm

I think the men leave when the useless chit chat starts. Women say things like I dont know anything about this BUT. Then give a 500 word essay about what they just said they know nothing about. Like they think they have to answer.

Women have a tendency to catastrophise things.

Women say 25000 words a day. Men 10000.

Women think others care about what they think. Men don't care what anybody thinks.

Except RG. She knows what shes talking about. And men listen

The Ionizer

Liam1965 · Post by **Liam1965** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:42 pm

Wow, holy crap, I thought I was being facetious, but looking back over my posts and then reading Ionizer's definitions, maybe I AM a woman.

Or else maybe Ionizer is wrong.

Hmmmm. I'll have to ponder this one, and see how it makes me FEEL.

(ahem).

Liam, hermaphroditic to the core.

day for night · Post by **day for night** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:55 pm

Yea, women, whats up with them?

Liam1965 · Post by **Liam1965** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:59 pm

(And we wonder why we have such trouble getting any action...)

Oh, yeah, it's the mask.

Liam, Captain Studly, hiding behind the mask of Nerdliness.

G00fy217 · Post by **G00fy217** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:05 pm

OK... I am only responding to this because when I posted for "Women Only" a few weeks ago, I got more responses from the Men population on this forum than I did from the women.

So, there! That's all I have to say!! Sorry Ionizer.... I decided not to go on and on and on and on as you indicate we females do!!

Mikesus · Post by **Mikesus** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:09 pm

Ionizer wrote:I think the men leave when the useless chit chat starts. Women say things like I dont know anything about this BUT. Then give a 500 word essay about what they just said they know nothing about. Like they think they have to answer.

Women have a tendency to catastrophise things.

Women say 25000 words a day. Men 10000.

Women think others care about what they think. Men don't care what anybody thinks.

Except RG. She knows what shes talking about. And men listen

The Ionizer

There is a good reason why woman say twice as much.

Its because the first thing men say is, "Huh, what did you say?"

Causing them to then have to repeat themselves...

chrisp · Post by **chrisp** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:19 pm

Ladies, I think Ionizer was just You.

Cheers,

Chris

Mikesus · Post by **Mikesus** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:21 pm

I'm sorry Chris, what did you say?

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:23 pm

Mikesus wrote: There is a good reason why woman say twice as much.
Its because the first thing men say is, "Huh, what did you say?"
Causing them to then have to repeat themselves...

How astute, Mikesus. But maybe you said such nice things because you knew us women would be watching!

Linda

Mikesus · Post by **Mikesus** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:02 pm

Huh What did you say?

meister · Post by **meister** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:46 pm

Does it make my butt look fat?

Ionizer · Post by **Ionizer** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:49 pm

Um , Uh . Why do you think it does?

meister · Post by **meister** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:52 pm

Maybe we should shoot for the record of the longest thread in the forum?

I would bet a zillion dollars most of the female visitors have clicked on this
topic first ...

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This mask?

Longest thread on forum

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