Moonshine for sleep apnea

I have been told that moonshine can get control sleep apnea, if it is made of the right stuff and of a high proof. Specifically, I was told if the moonshine is made out of oranges and not corn mash, moonshine can control apnea. A side benefit is you get to go to bed dead drunk. One of the reasons this kind of moonshine works at managing OSA is the high proof moonshine is like a tonsillectomy in a bottle and it creates a vasodilation effection on your sinuses and all your airway passages...essentially blasting your airway open during your sleep.

Anybody tried it?

Eric

You are kidding, aren't you? Alcohol is a CNS (central nervous system) depressant,
and as such will contribute to obstructive apneas by making your limp bits even limper and
will cause central apneas by ANESTHETIZING YOUR BRAIN.
Now, listen carefully, put the jug down and back away.
I may not agree with your logic, but when I croak, it's harmless--if you do, well, we don't want that!

SuddenlyWornOut45 wrote:I have been told that moonshine can get control sleep apnea, if it is made of the right stuff and of a high proof. Specifically, I was told if the moonshine is made out of oranges and not corn mash, moonshine can control apnea. A side benefit is you get to go to bed dead drunk. One of the reasons this kind of moonshine works at managing OSA is the high proof moonshine is like a tonsillectomy in a bottle and it creates a vasodilation effection on your sinuses and all your airway passages...essentially blasting your airway open during your sleep.

Anybody tried it?

Eric

Eric... ....for a while you had some real posts...now, you are talking stupid again.

I am assuming he (and his buddies) are intoxicated, not driving tonight, and he will survive the night without proper therapy.
I really, really hope so! I also hope the hangover is memorable! (enough to dispel these silly notions)

May your memory be eternal...

it is possible this theory needs more research, albeit i believe this thought has more sound advise

Be sure to wear an oximeter when you try it. I suspect your sleep apnea will get far worse. Or cured permanently. No need to ever breath again.

It will work even better using the real rotgut made with lead pipes and the poisonous variety of alcohol. That way you won't wake up again ever and have to deal with your cpap machine.