A Joke for My Aussie Friends!

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A Joke for My Aussie Friends!

Post by DoriC » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:55 am

A while ago a new supermarket opened in Chatswood, Sydney , Australia
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.


When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay.


In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.


When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.


The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.



I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.


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Re: A Joke for My Aussie Friends!

Post by Julie » Fri Oct 11, 2013 10:10 am



I think I'll share this one with an Aussie friend of my own... what do you think?

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Re: A Joke for My Aussie Friends!

Post by DoriC » Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:48 am

Don't forget to tell the friend who it came from!!

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Re: A Joke for My Aussie Friends!

Post by Sir NoddinOff » Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:10 pm

I think that joke crosses most international borders pretty well

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Re: A Joke for My Aussie Friends!

Post by SleepWellCPAP » Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:47 pm

Good one DoriC!
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Re: A Joke for My Aussie Friends!

Post by mgaggie » Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:11 pm

giggle

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Re: A Joke for My Aussie Friends!

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