cpap humor.....and being #1

I really enjoyed the humor I read here today......but was dissapointed to see that it was a spammer that brought it up. I think the humor is as important to many here (including myself), as the great moral support and practical advice. Here's to a great 'lifeline', and here also is my own attempt to lift a few spirits But not the ones in the following. Canadian brothers John and Jerry, both hoseheads,had been planning all winter to attend the great Hosehead Jamboree down south. Now this was going to be a long trip for our boys, and what with rising gas prices they decided to sleep in the back of John's canopied truck, thus avoiding digging into thier 'refreshment' fund.So, at last they loaded up the truck with foamies, sleeping bags and cpap gear and took off.J The trip went as planned and our boys had a great time at the jamboree.....lots of good food......drinks......tall tales.......until finally, exhausted they climbed in the back of the truck, masked up and went to sleep. Next morning John wakes up, stretches, flips up the canopy door, and sticks his head out to look around (probably looking for a Tim Hortons, eh?) A passerby takes a startled look at John's masked face, flips him a finger and walks off, but not without checking to see if he really did see what he thought he saw. John reaches over and gives his brother a mighty slap "Jer! Wake up! We're STILL #1!"

How many CPAPers does it take to chase a light bulb?

A. 27.

1 to change the light bulb.
5 to check the reports to make sure it's working.
5 to post it on all the forums
1 to say we should be changing light bulbs ourself. We should leave it up to the "experts."
15 to discuss which light bulb is best.

Very good! Got any more? We need more of this kind of stuff.