Just for fun....lyrics

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Just for fun....lyrics

Post by Portageegal » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:37 am

On the first day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
a visit to the D M E

On the second day of CPAP my true love gave to me:

you add next lyrics

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Re: Just for fun....lyrics

Post by scrapper » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:36 am

On the first day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
a visit to the D M E

On the second day of CPAP my true love gave to me:

a fully data capable machine with a humidifier,
convincing me that breathing at night was key.

On the third day of CPAP my true love gave to me:

you add next lyrics

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Re: Just for fun....lyrics

Post by LinkC » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:31 pm

On the first day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
a visit to the D M E

On the second day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
a fully data capable machine with a humidifier,
convincing me that breathing at night was key.

On the third day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
a night with AHI at 1.3

On the fourth day of CPAP my true love gave to me:

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Re: Just for fun....lyrics

Post by Julie » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:46 pm

LinkC wrote:On the first day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
a visit to the D M E

On the second day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
a fully data capable machine with a humidifier,
convincing me that breathing at night was key.

On the third day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
a night with AHI at 1.3

On the fourth day of CPAP my true love gave to me:

A lovely mask that fit just right and always stuck to me!

On the fifth day of CPAP my true love gave to me:

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Re: Just for fun....lyrics

Post by LinkC » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:54 pm

Julie wrote:On the first day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
a visit to the D M E

On the second day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
a fully data capable machine with a humidifier,
convincing me that breathing at night was key.

On the third day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
a night with AHI at 1.3

On the fourth day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
A lovely mask that fit just right and always stuck to me!

On the fifth day of CPAP my true love gave to me:
FIVE GOLDEN SMARTCARDS!

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Re: Just for fun....lyrics

Post by BlackSpinner » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:48 pm

On the sixth day my true love gave me
6 hepa filters;
FIVE GOLDEN SMARTCARDS!
A lovely mask that fit just right and always stuck to me!
a night with AHI at 1.3
a fully data capable machine with a humidifier,
a visit to the D M E.....

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Re: Just for fun....lyrics

Post by kteague » Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:35 am

On the 7th day of cpap my true love gave to me,
7 hours of sleeping
6 hepa filters
FIVE GOLDEN SMARTCARDS!
A lovely mask that fit just right and always stuck to me!
a night with AHI at 1.3
a fully data capable machine with a humidifier,
a visit to the D M E.....

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Re: Just for fun....lyrics

Post by Catnapper » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:36 am

On the 8th day of cpap my true love gave to me

8 nights without leaks

7 hours of sleeping
6 hepa filters
FIVE GOLDEN SMARTCARDS!
A lovely mask that fit just right and always stuck to me!
a night with AHI at 1.3
a fully data capable machine with a humidifier,
a visit to the D M E.....

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Re: Just for fun....lyrics

Post by rosiefrosie » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:06 am

On the 9th day of cpap my true love gave to me

9 days without mask marks on my face

8 nights without leaks
7 hours of sleeping
6 hepa filters
FIVE GOLDEN SMARTCARDS!
A lovely mask that fit just right and always stuck to me!
a night with AHI at 1.3
a fully data capable machine with a humidifier,
a visit to the D M E.....[/quote]

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Re: Just for fun....lyrics

Post by Catnapper » Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:35 pm

On the 10th day of cpap my true love gave to me

10 cpaptalk friends

9 days without mask marks on my face
8 nights without leaks
7 hours of sleeping
6 hepa filters
FIVE GOLDEN SMARTCARDS!
A lovely mask that fit just right and always stuck to me!
a night with AHI at 1.3
a fully data capable machine with a humidifier,
a visit to the D M E.....[/quote]

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Re: Just for fun....lyrics

Post by rosiefrosie » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:36 pm

On the 11th day of cpap my true love gave to me

11 nights without bathroom visits

10 cpaptalk friends
9 days without mask marks on my face
8 nights without leaks
7 hours of sleeping
6 hepa filters
FIVE GOLDEN SMARTCARDS!
A lovely mask that fit just right and always stuck to me!
a night with AHI at 1.3
a fully data capable machine with a humidifier,
a visit to the D M E...

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Re: Just for fun....lyrics

Post by LinkC » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:12 am

On the 12th day of cpap my true love gave to me

12 blissful hours of uninterrrupted slumber

11 nights without bathroom visits
10 cpaptalk friends
9 days without mask marks on my face
8 nights without leaks
7 hours of sleeping
6 hepa filters
FIVE GOLDEN SMARTCARDS!
A lovely mask that fit just right and always stuck to me!
a night with AHI at 1.3
a fully data capable machine with a humidifier,
a visit to the D M E...

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a GOOD NIGHT!

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