OT - But Sleep Related ;-)

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GumbyCT
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OT - But Sleep Related ;-)

Post by GumbyCT » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:23 pm

Uncle Sam awoke to start the day early having set his
alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his

electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE )

and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA )

he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO )

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio (MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day
checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ),

Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL )

poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ),


and then wondered

why he can't find a good paying job


in AMERICA

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Re: OT - But Sleep Related ;-)

Post by Goofproof » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:09 am

Nowdays a good American Job, is joining the Armed Forces, so you can be deployed overseas, to fight yet another war, you won't be allowed to win, with tools built by the lowest bidder, that are paying for kickbacks to the people that you elected to keep you safe. Jim

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