fantasy CPAP

UhuJudyBear (in another thread) suggested the CPAP of the future might be
"...LIke maybe cordless machines that are the size of a pack of cigarettes and can be worn on the top of the head? And have UBS ports for extracting data!"

YES!

And I'd like soft little tubes that run down my face (could just tape them on) from the 'cigarette pack' and into my nose where'd they'd connect to very soft, thin balloon-type deep 'prongs' custom-fitted to my nostrils so well that they are held in place just by air pressure alone.

(Perhaps those 'prongs' would have two very soft, thin layers, so they'd inflate to fit my nostrils perfectly, with the rest of the pressurized air flowing up the middle.)

Any other suggestions?

(And where can we send these to? )