One day a couple of them ended up in the subway and one fell onto the tracks... zzzzttt!
Except, his friend didn't leave. He picked up the zapped one, turned him over and started to pound him, then lifted under his arms and dragged him to a puddle where he dumped him in, then dragged him out again and pounded some more. He rolled him around, slapping and lifting, and all this went on for about 10 mins. Lo and behold, the zappee moved... and awoke, never again to play with the wires (there were lots around which the monkeys climb on, but he just picked the wrong one that day).
Anyhow... if ever you're in the jungle and electrocute yourself (or are afraid of power outs when wearing a mask), make sure there are macaques nearby so you can get CPR!
Apparently it happens a relative lot (all those wires) and somehow the monkeys figured out how to beat it - and it did happen, saw the video and everything!
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