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100% Cure for even severe apnea cases at no cost

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Post by nosbig-nosbig » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:28 pm

Tried it once! Didn't work for me!!!

Jason P.

Post by Jason P. » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:24 pm

You need to do it for about 180 days straight and then it will "kick in". You will be very happy with the treatment for the rest of your life.

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Post by rustynail » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:27 pm

Hi!

Perhaps it works for some, however, I tried this quite a few years back and I woke up with a very dry mouth, a humdinger of a headache and the one and a half bottles of Scotch weren't exactly cheap either!

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Post by roster » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:13 pm

OK, I tried it myself. It doesn't work.

The headgear is too flimsy.
It causes mouth leaks.
It causes aerophagia.
It leaves marks on my cheeks.
The chin strap is uncomfortable.
It messes up my hair.
It bothers my spouse.
The rainout is horrible.
It is too loud.
Hose management is too difficult.
It is a dirty ResMed product.
It's digging a red groove in the bridge of my nose.
There is no software.
The pressure can't be adjusted.
It causes drooling.
Cleaning is too difficult.
Insurance won't pay.
I still have to tape my mouth.
The DME told me it was dangerous.
My face sweats.
I pull it off during the night.
You can't get a PADACHEEK to fit it.
It takes too much distilled water to fill it.
It causes claustrophobia.
It whistles.
It is digging into my forehead.
If you throw up you will choke to death.
It stretches the lungs.
It doesn't fit the Aussie heated hose.
It is not allowed on overseas flights.
It causes little yellow pimples around my nose.
The stupid DME won’t give me the manual.
My Dr. Sue’s nosebreathe falls on the floor.
The co2 washout is poor.
You can’t sleep on your side.
They don’t offer a battery backup.
It dries out my nose.
It scares the kids.
I still wake up once a night.
The vaseline will cause lipoid pneumonia.
The air filters are too expensive.
The exhaust dries out my eyes.
My ears get stopped up.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah.


crankyguest

Post by crankyguest » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:41 pm

Ummmm....you forgot that it will poke your eye out.

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Post by roster » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:42 pm

crankyguest wrote:Ummmm....you forgot that it will poke your eye out.
Yep, gotta watch out for that. Already lost my left eye to a paper airplane in the fourth grade.

crankyguest

Post by crankyguest » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:54 pm

Oh Man!

I had no way of knowing about your eye. My apologies!

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Post by birdshell » Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:14 pm

Don't worry about his eye too much. He sees quite well, IMO! Think of Geordi LeForge on Star Trek: TNG.

Back to the subject--that Pap Pillow is a new model, although the stains make it look used. Good color, though, and if this is a college dorm--that is one CLEAN guys' toilet.


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Post by Snoredog » Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:16 pm

rustynail wrote:Hi!

Perhaps it works for some, however, I tried this quite a few years back and I woke up with a very dry mouth, a humdinger of a headache and the one and a half bottles of Scotch weren't exactly cheap either!
you should have tried Tequila but then that stuff makes your clothes fall off

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Post by jeepdoctor » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:02 am

Rooster said "You can’t sleep on your side."

I find that side sleeping works fine with my CL2 nasal interface. I can't go to sleep lying on my back, so side sleeping is a must.

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Post by rested gal » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:28 pm

rooster wrote:OK, I tried it myself. It doesn't work.
Well, no WONDER! You never added a pantyhose leg. Unless that came under the "blahs" where it probably belongs.

Funny pic, Rooster, and funny thread! Thanks for the chuckle.

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Post by roster » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:15 pm

rested gal wrote: You never added a pantyhose leg.
RG, you are the detective! I'll try the pantyhose tonight!

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Post by roster » Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:34 pm

Ok, I tried the panty hose leg last night and it did not work. Jeanette's leg twitched all night and kept waking me up. Also Jeanette is complaining about a sore back from sleeping on the bathroom floor.


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Post by Guest » Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:43 pm

Rooster,

Perhaps you needed to try two panty hose legs

DSM