Aliases

[mollete]

That's not the jaw of an apneaic (is that even a word?)?

Yes.

[mollete]

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In Act II, Scene II of the play, the line is said by Juliet in reference to Romeo's house, Montague which would imply that his name means nothing and they should be together.
Juliet:
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

So, have you all denied your fathers?

You're trying WAY too hard.

You have to just let it come naturally....

[mollete]

Well maybe I will re evaluate my grumpy old man list. I am sure there's room for more than one.

If there's no room on the GOM list then put him on the FOL list (with all due respect to our otherwise lovely group of FOLs!)

[archangle]

I'm really not a Sheriff. I am a county detective. I primarily deal with homicides but have worked missing persons and thefts. When my oldest son watched Smokey and the Bandit for the first time, he rolled on the floor when Sheriff Buford T Justice first rolled on the scene. He said that was me... I like to think I'm more like Clint Eastwood, but I have kicked a few suspects in the butt as a "attention-getter'".

Sheriff

Darn, Sheriff, you disappoint me. I was hoping to meet you by the side of the road in a professional capacity sometime when I happened to be passing through your town sometime.

Now, I see that would be a really bad thing.

[archangle]

Well, I won't tell you my real name, but I will tell you I've won the Nobell Prize in sleep apnea.

[SleepingUgly]

Well, I won't tell you my real name, but I will tell you I've won the Nobell Prize in sleep apnea.

But not in spelling.

[mollete]

Well, I won't tell you my real name, but I will tell you I've won the Nobell Prize in sleep apnea.

But not in spelling.

I'm sure he meant an award from

[Sheriff Buford]

I'm really not a Sheriff. I am a county detective. I primarily deal with homicides but have worked missing persons and thefts. When my oldest son watched Smokey and the Bandit for the first time, he rolled on the floor when Sheriff Buford T Justice first rolled on the scene. He said that was me... I like to think I'm more like Clint Eastwood, but I have kicked a few suspects in the butt as a "attention-getter'".

Sheriff

Darn, Sheriff, you disappoint me. I was hoping to meet you by the side of the road in a professional capacity sometime when I happened to be passing through your town sometime.

Now, I see that would be a really bad thing.

The quickest way is to be goin 90 mph in a 30 zone....

[Nooblakahn]

I'm really not a Sheriff. I am a county detective. I primarily deal with homicides but have worked missing persons and thefts. When my oldest son watched Smokey and the Bandit for the first time, he rolled on the floor when Sheriff Buford T Justice first rolled on the scene. He said that was me... I like to think I'm more like Clint Eastwood, but I have kicked a few suspects in the butt as a "attention-getter'".

Sheriff

Love that movie. Can you say dag gum scum bum one time for me?

[Captain_Midnight]

DS writes...My alias allows me to be a crazy conspiracy theorist without being abducted by reptile-like aliens.

It's my understanding that aliens don't abduct anymore, it's all done with giant seed pods.

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[DreamStalker]

DS writes...My alias allows me to be a crazy conspiracy theorist without being abducted by reptile-like aliens.

It's my understanding that aliens don't abduct anymore, it's all done with giant seed pods.

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I remember seeing a movie like that when I was kid ... or maybe it was a dream ... or who knows ... nahhh, I'm weird for different reasons.

[archangle]

Well, I won't tell you my real name, but I will tell you I've won the Nobell Prize in sleep apnea.

But not in spelling.

It's a "Nobell" prize, not a Nobel prize. It goes with my Rollex watch, my Guchi shoes, my Tiffani jewelry, my Pickasso paintings, and my purebred CKC Shetland Sheep Dog.

[mollete]