OT: Daily Funny bone

[Cannuck 1]

Its a true story with a little flavour.

We were sitting around work lunch table and cell phone rings.
Wife was having a bad day and was unloading to me her issues of the day.
After I listened and I said I will call you back later.
Gee's I said I hear a dog can be a mans best friend might have to get one.
When one of my fellow workers pikes up and says its true.
Put a dog and a woman in the trunk for 4 hours and open it and see who is happy to see you!

You are a misogynist. This type of "humor" does not belong here.

I had to look that word up because I never heard of it. That was a tame joke.
Now for the opposite I don't think you are one "Misandrist" - poor Donald Trump will look like a porcupine with all the knifes stuck in him.

[ChicagoGranny]

What's the difference between a porcupine and this thread?

With a porcupine, all the pricks are on the outside.

[DeadlySleep]

[ChicagoGranny]

Except spelling!

But otherwise, that is so funny!!! Good one, Deadly!

[bryansong]

huh?

[ChicagoGranny]

huh?

If you are talking about spelling, you have to look carefully. I didn't catch it at first.

[OkyDoky]

I had to read it one word at a time. My brain wanted to also say huh then I finally saw the word..

[chunkyfrog]

Easy mistake. My spell check corrects; or sometimes does that.
At work, I shut it off completely; now, it doesn't really matter.

[LSAT]

Walking every day can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $8000 per month.

[SGearhart]

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing about going to the upcoming "Dress as your favorite composer costume party".

Sylvester Stallone said he was going as Beethoven.

Bruce Willis said he'd be Brahms.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".

[idamtnboy]

Did you go watch the latest Star Wars movie?


Did you know Star Wars has made such an impact on the country it has been given its own holiday, May 4?







May the fourth be with you!

[ChicagoGranny]

[poppi2]

Is usage as a verb proper?

[ChicagoGranny]

Is usage as a verb proper?

Schlong (sve), to, verb, derived from the Swedish "Slöngga" (to mow one´s lawn at great pace with extreme tenacity in a Stockholm-style pattern). First used by Leslie A. McGaffiter in the (June 5th) 1816 assembly of the Scottish National Parliament: "You were schlonged badly." Correct grammatical declination (UK): I/You/We/They Schlong; He/She/It Schlongs etc... Colloquially used in the US as an expression of being harmed badly.

NPR in 2011 made reference to the word as a verb, in a political contest with the 1984 Mondale/Ferraro ticket where they said the pair "were schlonged in the polls." So Trump is not the first.

It has also been used numerous times by radio sports broadcasters.

"Johnny Manziel, in desperation, schlonged a long pass to his wide end for the winning touchdown in the closing seconds of the game."

"Tiger Wood's opening drive schlonged right into the deep rough."

There are also miscellaneous uses.

"Yeah,the place was packed. We had to schlong our way through the crowd to get to the exit."

"It was really something. Two cars schlonged head on the curve. Fortunately no one was hurt."

"When I tried to loosen that bolt, the ratchet slipped and schlonged me in the head."

[chunkyfrog]

Some of us think that, considering the source, "schmeckel" might be more appropriate.
--Either that or "schlort".