OT: Pugsy Is Going to Texas!!

[Sheriff Buford]

Since Pugs threatened to come straighten me out here in Texas, here's what I've done:

I told the patrol officers to be on the look out for a lady with Missouri plates driving well above the posted speed limit. Here are the clues to ID Pugsy:

- she may have a dog with its nose smushed in...
- she will probably have a couple (Resmed and Respironics - brands) of those new-fangled "air machines" in her back seat ...
- she'll answer to the name of Pugsy....
- if you ask her a question about sleep apnea, she'll talk your head off...
- if you mention leak rates under 24 l/min... you may have to cuff her...
- if you discuss the 9 second delay on Resmed auto paps... you may have to tase her...

If any other Forum members can help me ID her, let me know..

I have instructed the officers to let her off with a warning, BUT to let me know when they spot her so I can get the heck out of Dodge.... I don't want to tangle with her...

Sheriff

[fredr500]

And I saw the title of this thread and my first thought was "I hope Sheriff buys her some good BBQ." I'm sure you would get along just fine sharing some good Q.

[nanwilson]

Sheriff...if you mess with our Pugsy, you will have the rest of us to deal with, and that includes me, I might be an old lady but by golly I am a feisty old lady

[chunkyfrog]

I would ask what the Sheriff's favorite BBQ place is, but I bet he's a grilling champ!

[123.Shawn T.W.]

Well ... When I met her ... She was very nice and helpful ... A very pleasant LADY!

Her husband is truck driver ... She could catch a ride with him ... By the way he also was very pleasant! (Yes, I met him too!)



Sounds like the sheriff just needs an "attitude adjustment" are you past due?

[no-hard-mask]

Sheriff...if you mess with our Pugsy, you will have the rest of us to deal with, and that includes me, I might be an old lady but by golly I am a feisty old lady

Hey, nutt`n says Y'all can't come down and share is some burnt -I mean smoked- GOAT with Pugsy! It's a favorite in the hill country.
Sherrif, make sure the I-35 Corridor Hawgs Angels are notified to be on the lookout.

[cosmo]

From the title, I thought she was going to be working at cpap.com since they're Taxans.

[fredr500]

Hey, nutt`n says Y'all can't come down and share is some burnt -I mean smoked- GOAT with Pugsy! It's a favorite in the hill country.
Sherrif, make sure the I-35 Corridor Hawgs Angels are notified to be on the lookout.

If you're in the hill country and take her anywhere but the Salt Lick I'll be the one chasing you down...

[Sheriff Buford]

I said I'd let her go...

[Pugsy]

OMG...I am laughing so hard the tears are so bad I can't see to type.

Sending you a cyber hug and juicy wet kiss Sheriff.

Now I have to go change my clothes....Laughed so hard I wet myself.

I love you guys...
Thanks for the chuckles..I needed them today...Tax time and it was ugly like I thought it was going to be.

[SleepingUgly]

Now I have to go change my clothes....Laughed so hard I wet myself.

Between this and the other thread, I am starting to really worry about you!

[chunkyfrog]

Tax time? Oh, yeah, done that, paid more taxes with the refund. The fun never stops.

[DoriC]

I hope the patrol officer that stops her isn't some "grumpy old man that just wants to aggravate her"!

[DreamStalker]

Junior and the Sherrif on the look out ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wLVCLPx0M

[Sir NoddinOff]

Sheriff: I was going to suggest your pull her over, bring her in for questioning, then throw a BBQ/hoedown and surprise her with a all her CPAP buddies who show up from al across the country. But then I thought, she's probably going on vacation to get away from all of us for a week or two It wouldn't seem fair to have her spend her whole vacation answering all our redundant CPAP questions.