You know your exhausted when.....

Qtrmidad · Post by **Qtrmidad** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:57 pm

When you go upstairs to shave and shower, and that process is usually auto pilot.

You get back downstairs and your wife and daughter ask, did you comb your hair? And you realize you kind of missed that little step!

ThirdOutOfFive · Post by **ThirdOutOfFive** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:05 pm

When you tell the waitress that your daughter needs a child's menu, and she is 14. That was nearly 20 years ago, and I still hear about it.

Elle · Post by **Elle** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:45 pm

You look in and around the coffee maker to find out why your coffee is grey instead of the usual carmel colour (all the while holding a 2 litre carton of skim milk instead of the pint of half and half that you have used every morning for 30 years).

Elle · Post by **Elle** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:46 pm

You wonder why your glasses are fogging up when you are wearing them ....in the shower.

DrPepper00 · Post by **DrPepper00** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:03 am

The Dr. tells you to get dressed and you say, "Aren't you going to do the exam?" She says, "I just did it." and refers you for a sleep study for short term memory loss.

kteague · Post by **kteague** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:41 am

Your friend calls you for a ride home from her dialysis treatment and knowing she hated to inconvenience me, I thought that before I let her out I should reassure her that I really didn't mind giving her a ride. I looked over to say just that, only to realize I was well on my way toward her home, but I had passed the hospital and never picked her up.

Kody · Post by **Kody** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:01 am

Elle wrote:You wonder why your glasses are fogging up when you are wearing them ....in the shower.

Along the same lines, you wake up reaching for your glasses, then realize your still wearing them.

RocketGirl · Post by **RocketGirl** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:42 am

You walk purposefully into a room and stop short, wondering "now what was I looking for and why am I looking here?"

Sheriff Buford · Post by **Sheriff Buford** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:49 am

You are taking a whiz... and you realize you completely missed the toilet...

TalonNYC · Post by **TalonNYC** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:16 am

You're talking to a client about their tech issue, and realize they've asked you a question, but you have no clue what the question was...

squid13 · Post by **squid13** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:40 am

You get out of the car at the WalMart parking lot and start walking towards the store and stop and say to yourself, what am I here to get. You have no idea and turn around and go back to your car and go home and to this day I still have no idea what I went for.

snuginarug · Post by **snuginarug** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:42 am

You know you're exhausted when not finding a certain pair of shoes makes you cry.

idamtnboy · Post by **idamtnboy** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:14 am

RocketGirl wrote:You walk purposefully into a room and stop short, wondering "now what was I looking for and why am I looking here?"

That's when you know you really do believe in the hereafter. "What am I here after?"

Kairosgrammy · Post by **Kairosgrammy** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:22 am

When you walk out the door to go to work and don't have anything you need. So you go back two and three times trying to get it all together.

Qtrmidad wrote:When you go upstairs to shave and shower, and that process is usually auto pilot.

You get back downstairs and your wife and daughter ask, did you comb your hair? And you realize you kind of missed that little step!

chunkyfrog · Post by **chunkyfrog** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:28 pm

You are driving on the highway, pass a mile marker and wonder what happened to the last five.
edit: You have developed a way to take a 5 minute 'power nap' at work while sitting on the 'throne'.

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