General Discussion on any topic relating to CPAP and/or Sleep Apnea.
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roster
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by roster » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:14 am
Tiger says the transgression he apologized for was sleeping without his CPAP.
In other news, Ping announced the signing of Elin Woods, Tiger's wife, to endorse a new line of golf clubs. The clubs will be marketed under the slogan, "Clubs you can beat Tiger with."
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LinkC
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by LinkC » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:06 am
Boooooooooo....
(I'm gonna repeat that, btw... )
The OSA patient died quietly in his sleep.
Unlike his passengers who died screaming as the car went over the cliff...
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grandpap
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by grandpap » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:25 am
Last thing Tiger heard before the crash was "SWOOOOSH!"
DOH!
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by Autopapdude » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:42 am
What is the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball? Well, Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 feet.
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by BrianR4743 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:04 am
Why were Tiger and Elin up at 2:30am? They were out clubbing!
“Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants”
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by Babette » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:04 am
News analysts have pondered what club Elin used to hit him with.
It was a Tiger Woody, of course!
LOL,
B.
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Autopapdude
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by Autopapdude » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:08 am
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
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by Autopapdude » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:09 am
Tiger uses clubs to hit golf balls while his wife uses clubs to hit tiger's balls.
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LinkC
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by LinkC » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:24 am
Tiger was p***ed because she used his new 7-iron...
When clearly it was an easy 5 shot!
The OSA patient died quietly in his sleep.
Unlike his passengers who died screaming as the car went over the cliff...
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by Wulfman » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:00 am
Does anybody think Mrs. Woods is going to let him have a "mulligan" on EITHER hole?
http://golf.about.com/cs/historyofgolf/ ... lligan.htm
One commentator stated that it was reported that the injuries to his face weren't consistent with being hit by a 9 iron.
I wonder if they looked "elsewhere"?
Maybe Mrs. Woods took a wood to Tiger's "wood"......
If you need to look that up, it's #7 in this link.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wood
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by Slinky » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:03 am
Well AutoPAPDue, let's see:
1] lack of self-confidence
2] sense of inferiority
3] to build up self-image
4] sense of power over women
5] to prove their prowess to themselves
6] a need to control
Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly.....on a broomstick. We are flexible like that.
My computer says I need to upgrade my brain to be compatible with its new software.
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by LinkC » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:27 am
7. variety
The OSA patient died quietly in his sleep.
Unlike his passengers who died screaming as the car went over the cliff...
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roster
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by roster » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:44 am
8. gettin' none at home
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by Babette » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:46 am
Hey Rooster, I've been wondering who the Hottie is in your new Avatar. Is that Elin Woods?
Cheers,
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I currently have a stash of Nasal Aire II cannulas in Small or Extra Small. Please PM me if you would like them. I'm interested in bartering for something strange and wonderful that I don't currently own. Or a Large size NAII cannula.
