O/T An idea for those hot summer nights

[Hoze-Zay]

First, Fill your humidifier with distilled water from your water distiller. If you live in the South like me that means that you have to run a few batches of water through it to get the alcohol out. No matter!

Second, fill the humidifier canister with distilled water and place it in the fridge to chill.

Third, once you are in bed pretend you have the mask all hooked up. Then when your wife or husband rolls over to go to sleep take the hose that is blowing cold air and shove it between their legs.

Fourth, when he or she rolls over to investigate you jump them like a bandit in heat and have some hot and stinky summer night sexx.

Whup that hose and make it work for you that's what I am saying.

[Froro]

WOW. You really are about pushing the envelope with your use of cpap equip huh?

[Hoze-Zay]

WOW. You really are about pushing the envelope with your use of cpap equip huh?

Envelopes were meant to be opened. Honestly, I am still a crazy fun loving male that enjoys life and views it in strange ways.
If life gives me lemons I will figure out a thousand ways to have fun with them.
CPAP is not my life, my wife is my life, if I can make her happy then I am happy.

I just want to take some of the doldrum out of being behind the mask..It is not a death sentence..it is just an inconvenience.

[Pugsy]

Hmm, interesting idea...
I foresee one problem for those of us female hoseheads with this plan.
Somehow I can't see the advantage of cold air blowing on my husband's ...... private area. His normal reaction to cold air is for it to crawl up inside and not want to come out till spring.....

I suppose enticing it to come out an play could be formulated into the plan...
Oh hell, he is a truck driver and is gone 5 nights a week.
Now look what you have gone and done.... He is not home tonight.

[Froro]

Great attitude!!

Have to admit, I loved waking up this morning to my hubby giving me a lovely kiss. It was only 5 am and he was heading out the door but I woke up enough to say, thanks

He responded with. Your mouth fell open so I figured I'd close your seal! (god bless him..and he was out the door)

[Hoze-Zay]

Hmm, interesting idea...
I foresee one problem for those of us female hoseheads with this plan.
Somehow I can't see the advantage of cold air blowing on my husband's ...... private area. His normal reaction to cold air is for it to crawl up inside and not want to come out till spring.....

I suppose enticing it to come out an play could be formulated into the plan...
Oh hell, he is a truck driver and is gone 5 nights a week.
Now look what you have gone and done.... He is not home tonight.

NO MATTER, Play ICE ROAD TRUCKER by yourself. Put that COLD hose on a female nipulence protuberance then pretend that you are that chick on the show and you have to gear it down through 18 gears until you finally have to use the JAKE break.
Use some of that slickum that they sell for nostrils if you have trouble bringing it into the check out yard.
GEAR-JAMMING.

[midnightdweary]

This is way off topic. I'm not going to touch this with a ten-foot hose.

[Muse-Inc]

Hoze-Zay, I am so glad you joined us! You bring a certain outrageousness that makes me and I'm sure others laugh our silly heads off. Thanks! Hmmm, hoseplay, new word, wonder how long it'll take merriam-webster to add

[Maple Leaf]

I'm afraid my wife would become too accustomed to the big hose and my little hose would go without!!

Rick

[drj130]

If you're not careful, you'll go blind.

[lfzguud]

DON'T DO IT!!!
I followed your adive TO THE T (ok, ok, so maybe I did leave just a smidgen of the alcohol in there) and turned the cold-blowing hose on my wife.
AFTER she beat my azz for turning the cold on her, she found a new place for that hose. I got one heck of a frostbite up the arse from that cold air!

I'm sleeping on the couch for the next few nights.

I thought you said this was supposed to be fun??????

[drj130]

I think that you should have ensured that she was willing to try something new. Though you might have and she wasn't expecting the results that came about. Which lead to other results, which include, but is not limited to you sleeping on the couch. lol

[Hoze-Zay]

DON'T DO IT!!!
I followed your adive TO THE T (ok, ok, so maybe I did leave just a smidgen of the alcohol in there) and turned the cold-blowing hose on my wife.
AFTER she beat my azz for turning the cold on her, she found a new place for that hose. I got one heck of a frostbite up the arse from that cold air!

I'm sleeping on the couch for the next few nights.

I thought you said this was supposed to be fun??????

Except for the sleeping on the couch what you described sounds like a pretty good night, but that is just me.

[Pugsy]

Except for the sleeping on the couch what you described sounds like a pretty good night, but that is just me.

Ah man, just what I expected from an Arkie Creative entertainment.
And before any other Arkie's get their panties all in a wad for slamming them. I was born in Mtn Home, so I am an Arkie also. I get to make fun of myself too.

[drj130]

Ah man, just what I expected from an Arkie Creative entertainment.
And before any other Arkie's get their panties all in a wad for slamming them. I was born in Mtn Home, so I am an Arkie also. I get to make fun of myself too.

Ummm, you're not letting out any kind of secret with that are you Pugys?